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Crudely Drawn Hipsters Logo Tote
Stacy is secretly living in a Panera where she eats their Macaroni and plays scrabble online all day.
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RARE HIPSTER: Carlisle
~Writes Twilight fanfiction
~Teaches a freestyle rap class at the senior center
~Favorite song: Baby Bottle Pop Theme
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Kim wears a new pair of shoes every day so her feet don't get too attached to anything.
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RARE HIPSTER: Santiago
-Son of Chef Boyardee
-Studied under a master magician
Specialty: Looking like a waiter
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Jayden only has one friend on Facebook: his beard.
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Aria once got stuck under a pile of discount books for two weeks before the other book store employees noticed her disappearance.
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Jamie lives in a van (the shoe, not the vehicle).
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Aria Gradient Tote
RARE HIPSTER: Leah
~can be found partially straightening someone's hair at a mall kiosk
~has a pet lizard
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RARE HIPSTER: Maurice
~Works at Sunglass Hut
~Keeps up with the Kardashians
~Special Skill: Refusing lotion samples from kiosks at the mall
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Mortimer knows how many individual hairs make up each of his eyebrows.
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Elaine consults a magic eight ball before making every decision.
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Zelda wears dark sunglasses so she can stare at her enemies without them knowing.
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RARE HIPSTER: Christopher, but his friends call him "Christopher"
~fills in mustache w/mascara
~never been camping
Specialty: Cappuccino art
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Grant wears hats ironically and spends his time trying to get mistaken for a dad in the mall foodcourt.
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Kath's leather jacket is her essence. She is never seen without it, and has gone swimming in it several times.
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Rare Hipster: Grace
~talks excessively about how much she loves college
~is the last person on Earth still invested in the Ice Age franchise
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RARE HIPSTER: Jane
~has a stockpile of Nestle Wonder Balls from the 90's
~is continuously filming audition tapes for Game of Thrones
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Benton only eats foods that contain the word "waffle," such as waffle fries, waffle cones, or just plain waffles.
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RARE HIPSTER: Nell
~Knows how to roller skate
~Brushes her teeth after every meal
~Gets mistaken for a small boy out in public
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When Ziggy has a bad day, he orders the triple treat box from Pizza Hut, locks himself in his room, and eats his pain.
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Kiesha has and etsy shop where she sells giant hand made earrings.
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August Gradient Tote
Xavier uses numerous bobby pins to secure his beanie.
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Amelia once had to call 911 because she puzzle-glued her hand to a George Washington jigsaw puzzle.
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Shay drinks a gallon of henna every morning because she believes it will temporarily tattoo her soul
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Jace is considering tattooing his whole body plaid so it looks like he is always wearing a flannel shirt.
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Jack wears high waisted jeans & is working up the courage to one day tuck his shirt in so the world will know they aren't just regular jeans
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Evan is not vegan, but his feet are, which is why he wears vegan shoes.
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Liza secretly wants to be a Disney princess -- but only one of the newer strong, independent Disney princesses.
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RARE HIPSTER: Gina
~wears gauchos on special occasions
~meows instead of talking
~works in a closed Rue 21
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Ruby only accessorizes with the feathers of free-range chickens.
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Naomi owns every kale themed shirt on the market.
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RARE HIPSTER: Charley
~Only uses one form of social media: Neopets
~Refurbishes old fax machines
~Uses lip liner
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Garrison either has a lot of freckles or chicken pox. Nobody knows for sure, but he's not telling!
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