It has long been documented that sharks are natures best dancers. With the Killer Dance Moves shirt you can harness the power of shark-like choreography and really tear up the dance floor. Like, literally. There may be no survivors....
The best defense is a good offense, especially if some dude starts grinding on you. Remind any dance-floor barnacles that you can break a grown man's femur with one slick stomp. Or a bit of well-placed flailing - I'm not judging. You do you, bird.
PS: Don't forget your spiked combat boots for the dace floor. Emus would love to wear them, but they lack any appendage remotely resembling arms and hands with which to tie laces. Capitalize on those thumbs, dance commander.
While I would typically think that the worlds of ballet dance and of competitive wrestling sit on opposing ends of the body-movement galaxy, there is one unique case in which the two worlds eclipse each other linguistically. The result of this unlikely collision is perhaps the most ridiculous pun that I have ever attempted to place next to a pair of pointe shoes within an original piece of work.
The third design in a series of "BunHead Puns" by Elizabeth Owens.