Drunk Humor Totes
"An elderly man in a fedora pushed two full carts into my lane. They were both filled to the brim. He bought 52 12-packs of Mountain Dew. 12 were diet. He repeatedly told me he was 80 years old. As I handed him his receipt, he leaned in and whispered, “I’m going to get DRUNK.” He pointed at his carts, smiled at me, and scurried away with his definitively alcoholic purchase. I wonder if he knows. I wonder if he cares." First piece of Target Retales merch and I LOVE how this turned out! This man is my personal hero and I think we should all wear his face proudly. Courtesy of http://saracastically.tumblr.com/
Tags: tom grennell, target, saracastically, mountain dew
For St. Patrick's Day, there's only way level of being drunk, Irish. And we all know that Irish people like to drink... and drink... and drink... and drink some more, without stopping. So, raise your glass(es) and drink as much as you'd like.
Tags: luck-of-the-irish, shamrocks, saint-patricks-day, ireland, st-paddy-day