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Geese are renowned for their anger issues, but did you know that honk is actually a goose-swear? Well you know now. So now when you go to the park and that angry one takes an exception to your shoes you can tell him to jog on on his own lingo. You're welcome.
Tags: humor, animal, f-bombs, cuss, rude
Kristian had a rant on Schmoes Know movies to a fan who accused him of kissing Mark Hamill's ass when the Schmoes interview him. Kristian responded "Of course I will kiss his ass, it is fucking Luke Skywalker Mother Fucker! Hence the shirt. We kept it a little edited so you can wear it in public. Enjoy!
Tags: schmoes-know, movies, lukeskywalker, luke-skywalker, star-wars-inspired