Quote from Will Friedle during his recent appearance on Critical Role, this tee makes the statement that many feel about Rules Lawyering in D&D. lets just play the game and not feed the Mimic! Check Sizing chart and stuff for the right fit.
Tags: nerd, dungeons, dragons, dm, dice
~from Craigslist - Faerun Hello I have this magic little kitten for adoption, I found him in the Underdark and I really hope to find him a forever home. This kitten is really playful and loves children. His shots are all up to date. He is really cute. You should come get him. Like, now....
Tags: gaming, role-playing-game, dungeon-master, role-playing, roleplaying
This ones for the Do-Gooders, the Heroes, the selfless champions of justice and the….. wait, what? You Lawful Gooders don’t fool us. You have your rules and code of honor, sure. But for real, i just saw you put that entire Goblin village to the sword! and what about last week when you pummeled that thief in town till he dropped like a sack of wet mice in the alley? Well anyway , this shirt is for you. Don’t hit me in the face…. please…
Tags: nerd, faerie, fae, culture, geek
Kord is the Suel god of Athletics, Sports, Storms, Brawling, Strength, and Courage. May the Brawler bless in the Ring, Pit, and Battlefield. Victoy and Honor! Sizing runs small, and kord knows Size Matters (hurrhurr) so order a size up if in doubt
Tags: nerd, kord, saint, goblin, faerie
The rules... ugh. the rules and the law don't protect the weak, the helpless, the common man. The rules protect the banks, and the multinationals, the Rich and the Depraved. There is no Justice but the Justice a man takes for himself. I'll take that Justice for you, and may those who cower behind the letter of the Law know... I don't use spellcheck. Sizes run a little small sometimes. please check the sizing chart
Tags: nerd, alignment, chaotic, goblin, faerie
You know, there is something immensely satisfying when you scoop up that handful of d8's and let them fly, knowing the destruction you are about to bestow on that hapless goblin horde. Its a special kind of smile that only fireballs can bring to your face. Enjoy the Glow on your enemies faces... well, Carcasses anyways. Please check the sizing chart like you would friendlies in you fireballs impact radius. You did check that, right?
Tags: nerd, lloth, lolth, goblin, faerie
How popular is this particular Alignment? SO popular that i'm almost afraid to sell this Tee. You know yourself, you know what you want... you want EVERYTHING!! You want to Kill, maim, loot and pillage, and no one is going to tell you you CAN'T! that's what this shirt is all about... keeping your options open. check the sizing charts and if in doubt, order 1 size up.
Tags: nerd, fae, culture, geek, geeky
Today and every day we remember the ultimate sacrifice of those intrepid adventurers of "Limited Stature" their heroics shall never be forgotten, and they legends will grow until their spirits take that place in Valhalla's feasting halls (with a booster chair). sizing runs small, so if you are big on 2nd breakfast and elevensies, maybe order a size up.
Tags: nerd, devils-goblins-unicorns, faerie, fae, culture
The unyielding Matriarch of Dark Elf Society, Lolth stands for all of the things that make Drow society Terrible and terrifyingly attractive. Brutal and sadistic, Lolth's priestesses subjugate their males without mercy, and give their enemies no quarter in battle. Drow are little, so are their shirts. Check the size chart and order up if in doubt.
Tags: nerd, dungeons, dragons, dm, gm
Are you aching, yearning to experience the depths of infernal power, His Name be Graz'zt and he offers you delights that you'll quite possibly never survive. His Infernal power grows as does your Desire, bringing you to the edge of the Abyss... literally. The Seducer, Defiler, the Dark Prince entices you to wear this as a mark of your obedience to Graz'zt - Sizing runs small... but Graz'zt likes 'em snug *wink*
Tags: grazzt, nerd, goblin, faerie, fae