Our Fieri who art in Flavortown, Holy Moly be Thy name. Thy Camaro come, Thy food is done on the Griddle as it is in Flavortown. Give us this day our daily jalapeño cheddar bacon ranch breadsticks and forgive our tabs as we forgive our waiters. And lead us not into Whole Foods but deliver us some killer BBQ chipotle chicken pizza. For thine is the Wingdom, and the Flavor, and the Calory, for ever or as long as your Food Network contract stipulates.