Hey! How- oh these pretzels suck… So, how’s your day been, buddy? We haven’t really talked since I left you for dead. Hey you think you’ll freeze to death out there? Nah, probably not. Bandits’ll get you first. My day? It’s been pretty good. Just bought a pony made out of diamonds, because I’m rich. So you know. That’s cool. Kay, Bye. I’m racking my brain to think of a name for that diamond pony, I bought. I was gonna call it ‘piss-for-brains’ in honor of you, but that just feels immature. Maybe… ‘Butt Stallion’? Nah, that’s even worse. Tell you what, I’ll give it some more thought. I should probably clarify — the diamond horse I’ve been telling you about? It’s not a sculpture or anything. It’s a living horse that actually happens to be made of — actually, I’ll just go get her. Butt Stallion! Say hello. neighs Butt Stallion says hello.
Tags: video-games, gaming, funny, stallion
Be the hero of Pandora and the hero of Breakfast with the help of Handsome Jack, The Hyperion Corporation's glorious leader. Pretzel-flavoured with six unique marshmallows, modeled after those freakin' Vault Hunters, you can help Jack awaken The Warrior and save the world! Free DIAMOND PONY with every purchase!!* *Plus shipping & handling of $20,000,000.</br> </br> Handsome Jack, Borderlands, and other characters utilized are owned by Gearbox Software and Take-Two Interactive. This is a homage/parody.
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The Borderlands Pre-Sequel parody of the popular franchise 'How to Train your Dragon', but in this design- iconic Borderlands character Claptrap is attempting to train a Kraggon. Brought to you from Elpis. This shirt or artist is not responsible for any Kraggon related injuries or deaths.