Geese are renowned for their anger issues, but did you know that honk is actually a goose-swear? Well you know now. So now when you go to the park and that angry one takes an exception to your shoes you can tell him to jog on on his own lingo. You're welcome.
Tags: humor, animal, f-bombs, cuss, rude
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand Hey. got any grapes? The man said no we just sell lemonade. It’s cold and its fresh and it’s all home made. Can I sell you glass? The duck said “I’ll pass”. Then he waddled away. Till the very next day.
Tags: duck-son, got-any-grapes, lemonade-stand, meme, retro