Are you an adult? Are you not sure? Well then... This may be a great gift for you, or someone you know who is an adult. If you feel like you should get out of bed, but it's Saturday and it's 11:00 am, don't. Stay in, eat whatever you want for breakfast. Yes, eat the ice cream. Let the dishes do themselves, you've earned it. Also, if you're a kid with an unusually mature sense of humor, this'll do the trick.