Gun Lover Totes
This funny gun lover shirt features the words "I lubricate my guns with liberal tears" and is perfect for gun lovers and people who love conservatism, small government, libertarians, the constitution, freedom, the free market, capitalism, american exceptionalism, and showing your disdain for democrats, socialists, and liberals at school, college, work, or at home!
Tags: funny-political, political, republican-gifts, republican, conservative
The Godfather was a masterpiece of crime, violence and tasty Italian desserts. "Leave the gun, take the cannoli" is just one of many quotable moments. This tshirt is guaranteed to get you stares and free cake* *not a guarantee. Tshirt may get you whacked by the mob.
Tags: cool, quote, godfather, cake, cannoli
ooh! well it doesn't look like Cheese mouse wants to mess around today! there's no reason to worry, just stay still and he won't have any reason to hurt you. He's not here to take lives he just wants the money! Your money is federally insured so you won't lose a dime! Just be mindful and don't try to be a hero, that's not your job!
Tags: comedy, nostalgia, halloween, the-funny-thing-is, humor