Be the hero of Pandora and the hero of Breakfast with the help of Handsome Jack, The Hyperion Corporation's glorious leader. Pretzel-flavoured with six unique marshmallows, modeled after those freakin' Vault Hunters, you can help Jack awaken The Warrior and save the world! Free DIAMOND PONY with every purchase!!* *Plus shipping & handling of $20,000,000.</br> </br> Handsome Jack, Borderlands, and other characters utilized are owned by Gearbox Software and Take-Two Interactive. This is a homage/parody.
Tags: borderlands, borderlands-2, handsome-jack, cereal, cereal-box
Help Jack become the hero of Elpis and the hero of Breakfast with this limited edition Handsome Jacks cereal! Flavoured with ice and best served with lasers, help Jack and his Vault Hunters stop the Lost Legion and save the freakin' moon! Handsome Jack, Borderlands, and other characters utilized are owned by Gearbox Software and Take-Two Interactive. This is a homage/parody.
Tags: handsome-jack, borderlands, pre-sequel, video-games, geeky
Troye Sivan Mellet (born 5 June 1995), known professionally as Troye Sivan (/trɔɪ sɪˈvɑːn/), is a South African-born Australian singer, songwriter, actor, and YouTube personality. As an actor, he played the younger version of the titular character in the 2009 X-Men film X-Men Origins: Wolverine and starred as the title character in the Spud film trilogy. Sivan used to make YouTube videos regularly.
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Dorothy Jane Torkelson: "Man on the moon, there was a lengthy discussion at the dinner table tonight about why I'm so enamored with leather daddies. Mama thinks it's because she always took in swarthy drifters, but I think it's my love of polishing shoes and my interest in truck stop cuisine and my fondness for amyl nitrite. What I mean to say, man on the moon, is that I love you because you're you. All 14.6 million square miles of you. Woof."
Tags: woof, naked, lgbt, new-york, san-francisco