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I'm so sorry to inform all of you that my son, Evan Jr., passed away earlier last week. Losing a loved one is never easy, especially when that loved one is your retarded son, Evan Jr. I will try to remember the good times. I remember how Evan used to drool all over the couch and i would smack his macrocephalic head and say, "No Evan, no!". I also remember how when I wasn't looking, he would go into the kitchen and turn on our gas stove and he would just sit there and suck in the fumes. As soon as I would smell the gas, I would race into the kitchen and toss Evan into the living room. Above all else, Evan loved eating my spare change. I kept my change in a jar by my bed, and Evan was always getting into it. Opening the lid of that jar was one of the few advanced motor functions that he could perform. Pennies were his favorite. On numerous occasions, I was forced to take Evan to the E.R. to get a dollar and some change pumped out of his stomach. The doctor told me that if he kept eating coins, he would eventually lose his life, but unfortunately I didn't take the advice to heart. I just loved the vacant look that would spread across his fucked up face whenever he would shove a fistful of change into his mouth. I was deeply saddened to come home from work one day only to find my dear Evan Jr. face-down and lifeless on the living room floor, his belly filled with about $30 worth of pennies, nickels, and dimes (my family doesn't believe in quarters). I had hidden my change jar, but I think he sniffed out the pennies. I thought he would be responsible enough to be left home alone. I thought that he could manage himself. I thought he would have the sense to stop eating at around fifteen bucks, but I was wrong. The cheapest child-sized coffin at Carolina Joe's Crematorium Emporium cost $300, so I can't even afford a coffin for my sweet little angle. Evan always hated fire, so cremation isn't an option. Until I sell enough of this merchandise to afford a coffin, Evan Jr. will remain inside of a Hefty brand trash bag in the bed of my truck. He's doing a number on my gas mileage. $30 may not be a whole lot of money, but it sure made Evan heavy. Thoughts and prayers are welcome, God bless.
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This exclusive vintage patriotic, veteran shirt says " I stand for the flag, kneel for the cross".Perfect for Americans that stand in honor of the national anthem, kneel for the fallen and for our freedom. This distressed American flag veteran shirt is perfect patriotic American Christians, Honor The Fallen, Thank The Living Veteran & Memorial's Day, Proud to have served, Veterans & Memorials Day, Christian gifts, patriotic gifts, veteran gifts
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Had this idea pop into my head after hearing about Tobe Hooper's passing. I just thought how cool it would be if 3 of the greatest horror directors met up afterwards and hitting a theatre. For those few followers who aren't familiar with these guys (or I failed in my capturing of their likenesses) left to right Tobe Hooper (texas chainsaw massacre), George A Romero (dawn of the dead) , and Wes Craven (nightmare on elm street)
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If you've spent any time in Atlanta, you know that the planes from Hartsfield-Jackson buzz low over the city almost as often as the torpedo-sized mosquitos buzz you in the backyard. This is a replica of a vintage design, planes over the cityscape, with a retro-vibe. Remember those fond times you had in underground atlanta? driving to a braves game through grant park? having a sandwich in cabbagetown? waiting in line behind 100 strollers in decatur? driving as fast as you can through buckhead so you dont have to f-k with that sh-t? going to pick berrys in castleberry hill? parking in inman park? counting the points in little 5 points? or little five points for those who like to spell out numbers instead of hitting the numeric key? let's go to the drive-in on moreland - get your ATL swag today! Enjoy!
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