There are some hives of scum and villainy where they don't serve 'their kind'. That's not how it is in the Mos Eisley Droid Bar, they extend a warm welcome to all kinds. Need a recharge? An oil bath? Maybe a top-up of hydraulic fluids? Or perhaps you just need to power down for a while.
Tags: power-droid, r2d2, robots, a-new-hope, scifi
Ever wonder why Han Solo with all his swagger didn't just flip Jabba the bird before being encased in Carconite? It would have sent a nice message to that slimy piece of worm-ridden filth. Oh well, woulda, coulda, shoulda.
Tags: parody, star-wars, flipping-the-bird, carobnite, han-solo