If you're considering this shirt, some time must have passed since you've owned a "thumper". You've long forgotten the teeth shattering vibrations that travel up the handlebars and into your soul. You've forgiven it for ejecting critical screws and bolts along the route like it was trying to leave a breadcrumb trail for you to follow back home. And you've moved past it's prejudice speeds that would allow you to load it up and take it on the expressway. Commemorate your ex with this shirt.
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Wear this shirt while you travel to far off lands so you can point out to the natives where you are from. They'll smile kindly and nod even though they understood you the first time you said "America". Nobody cares that you're from Idaho, and you probably just took the conversation down a notch by trying to get them to understand based on a t-shirt that doesn't even have state lines.
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Dual Sport Adventure Journal Day 1 - It was a glorious day! The sun was shining, the air was crisp and the dirt roads welcomed us. Jeff and I made great time, set up camp, and cooked dinner together. Day 2 - Today was pretty good. Starting to get a little sore, but it's worth it! There was some rain off and on, so the roads got a little slick. I went down twice and twisted my ankle a bit. Jeff stayed upright the whole time and somehow he missed all the rain. Day 3 - I couldn't sleep at all last night. I pitched my tent right on a tree root, and I could hear Jeff snoring all night. Today was supposed to be our longest day on the trail, but I ran into a cow and bent my handlebars. My shoulder hurts too, but we ended the day grilling some steaks over the fire. Day 4 - MORE SNORING! And he chews with his mouth open and slurps his coffee every morning because it's "too hot". JUST WAIT FOR IT TO COOL DOWN! And he thinks that he gets to lead all the time, while I'm in the back breathing dust all day. Did he just roll his eyes at me? OH IT'S ON! Day 5 - Duel at high noon. Day 6 - Day 7 -
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