Come on now, you know it's true. Ladies, go up to him, lean in real close, and in your sexiest voice whisper, "anal?". See what happens! His eyes are going to be full of love and his tongue is going to fall out of his mouth because his jaw will be on the floor! He'll look just like this love at first sight portrait with hearts in his eyes.
How you doin? Do you know the difference between a cheeseburger and a boner? Well, you're not giving me a cheeseburger right now…. On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight? You don't like my pick up lines? Come on baby! My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in!
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