Machine Gun Totes
The Godfather was a masterpiece of crime, violence and tasty Italian desserts. "Leave the gun, take the cannoli" is just one of many quotable moments. This tshirt is guaranteed to get you stares and free cake* *not a guarantee. Tshirt may get you whacked by the mob.
Tags: cool, quote, godfather, cake, cannoli
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Tags: surprise-toy-eggs, tv, cartoons, elmore, gumball-watterson
You're in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it's crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on it's back. The tortoise lays on it's back, it's belly baking in the hot sun, beating it's legs trying to turn it'self over, but it can't, not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that?
Tags: blade-runner-2049, retro, future, synthwave, popculture
ooh! well it doesn't look like Cheese mouse wants to mess around today! there's no reason to worry, just stay still and he won't have any reason to hurt you. He's not here to take lives he just wants the money! Your money is federally insured so you won't lose a dime! Just be mindful and don't try to be a hero, that's not your job!
Tags: comedy, nostalgia, halloween, the-funny-thing-is, humor