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Mallrats Totes

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Snootchie Bootchies!

Tags: clerks, kevin-smith, jay-and-silent-bob, dogma, silent-bob

New Jersey Mallrats Tote

by Nemons
$20 $16
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Mallrats Korean VHS Cover

Tags: kevin-smith, retro, 90s, funny, korean

Mallrats Korean VHS Cover Tote

by retroworldkorea
$20 $16
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"Say...would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?"

Brodie Bruce's Chocolate Covered Pretzels Tote

by CharlieMakesCartoons
$20 $16
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Tags: dogma, kevin-smith, unscensored, view-askew, jason-mewes

Bluntman Tote

by moneybagswayne
$20 $16
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Look Kids! It's the New Jersey Puck Knockers! [Applause] For hockey fans and skivvy stoners alike, this jersey-style design will be sure to knock everyone's...socks off.

Tags: mallrats, chronic, chasing-amy, comic-books, cock-knocker

Puck Knockers Tote

by MouthpieceDesigns
$20 $16
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Parody of the Clerks logo with "jerk" text

Tags: clerks-logo, fanboys-anonymous, fanboys, parody, films

Jerk (Clerks Logo) Tote

by FanboysAnonymous
$20 $16
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even in the Zombie Apocalypse, not Even Jersey is safe.

Tags: dogma, silent-bob, mallrats, jason-mewes, kevin-smith

Jay and Zombie Bob Tote

by jackbrimstone
$20 $16
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Who's the friend to the king of all the monkeys? Who's a pal to the duck who won't fly south?

Mooby's Tote

by ezfett
$20 $16
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Parody of the movie quote "I'm not even supposed to be here today" from Kevin Smith's classic film Clerks

Tags: fanboys-anonymous, fanboys, parody, film-quotes, films

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Your mother's a tracer!

Tags: clerks, kevin-smith, chasing-amy, mallrats, comics

Tracer Tote

by ZombieMedia
$20 $16
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As worn by Randall in Clerks

Tags: dogma, chasing-amy, movie, kevin-smith, silent-bob

Ranger Danger Tote

by metacortexpod4
$20 $16
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Scoundrels and Nerf Herders! Naga Nootch!

Tags: kevin-smith, silent-bob, jason-mewes, jay-and-silent-bob, dogma

NERF HERDER 4 LIFE Tote

by ideeddido2
$20 $16
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This shirt is tight! Like the back of a Volkswagen.

Tags: jay-and-silent-bob, fashionable-male, mallrats, clerks

Fashionable Male Tote

by jeffale5
$20 $16
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Jay & Silent Bob found out, in Dogma, to their dismay, that the Chicago suburb-town of Shermer, Illinois, was actually an entirely fictional place, dreamed up by the master of the 80s teen comedy/drama - John Hughes. Many of the films he wrote or directed were set in the same fictitious universe. In a 1999 interview he revealed the scale of this "Shermer-verse". 15 years worth of notebooks detailed how Ferris Bueller (FB's Day Off) was friends with Sam Baker (16 Candles), John Bender (The Breakfast Club) lived three doors down from Del Griffiths (Planes, Trains & Automobiles) and so on. What a shame his untimely death meant we did not get to see this 'verse expanded upon. The bulldog mascot was briefly mention in Ferris Bueller's Day Off and the names at the bottom of the shirt are all Shermer High School alumni from the films: Home Alone, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Pretty In Pink, The Breakfast Club, Uncle Buck, Some Kind Of Wonderful, Sixteen Candles & Weird Science

Tags: science, john-hughes, shermer, illinois, chicago

Shermer High School Alumni Tote

by paulychilds
$20 $16
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Snootchie Bootchies, little Nootchies! What better way to rep your favorite dank duo than with this stylish "Snootch To The Nootch" design?

Tags: 420, stoner, kevin-smith, chronic, bluntman

Snootch to the Nootch Tote

by MouthpieceDesigns
$20 $16
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Just don't go ass to mouth.

Tags: kevin-smith, mallrats, jason-mewes, dogma, silent-bob

Moobys: I'm eating it! Tote

by metacortexpod4
$20 $16
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I'm not even supposed to be here today.

Tags: dante, kevin-smith

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Tags: clerks-movie, clerks-minute, jayandsilentbob, jay-and-silent-bob, kevin-smith

Pick Up A Pack of Chewlie's Tote

by BlakeandSalShow
$20 $16
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The Golgothan shit demon from Dogma

Tags: ben-affleck, matt-damon, azrael, jason-mewes, mallrats

Golgothan Tote

by wyattd
$20 $16
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This was a “Descreeto Burrito” McGuffen from the 3rd Episode of the Clerks: Animated Series in the standard size.

Tags: nerd, funny, cool, retro, vector

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Doug and Anthony as Jay and Bob

Doug and Anthony as Jay and Bob Tote

by whosright1
$20 $16
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Tags: clerks, silent-bob, view-askew, 37

Thirty Seven 37 Tote

by OrangeCup
$20 $16
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This was a "Descreeto Burrito" McGuffen from the 3rd Episode of the Clerks: Animated Series in a wide format.

Tags: nerd, funny, cool, retro, vector

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A shirt to support your favorite Jay and silent Bob Minute podcast. Jay and silent Bob Minute.

Tags: jason-mewes, silent-bob, chasing-amy, mallrats, podcast

Not even supposed to Tote

by TheBurbsMinute
$20 $16
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available for birthdays and childrens parties.

Tags: kevin-smith, view-askew, jay-and-silent-bob, chasing-amy, mallrats

Kinky Kelly and the Sexy Stud Tote

by metacortexpod4
$20 $16
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Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? They’re a little melty but damn are they exquisite!

Tags: mallrats, brodie, bruce, chocolate, covered

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The Clerks Minute logo using the letters from fellow Movies by Minutes podcasts.

Tags: mxm, clerks-minute

Clerks Minute Podcast Letters Tote

by BlakeandSalShow
$20 $16
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Tags: clerks-movie, clerks-minute, jay-and-silent-bob, kevin-smith, view-askew

I'm Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today Tote

by BlakeandSalShow
$20 $16
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Tags: lightsaber, star-wars, kevin-smith, chronic, bluntman

The Blunt and Chronic Tote

by moneybagswayne
$20 $16
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The cult classic Kevin Smith comedy Mallrats turns 20 this year. This is my tribute to that.

Tags: movieposter, humor, clerks, art, fan

Mallrats 20th anniversary art Tote

by NILES2209
$20 $16

Tags: jay-and-silent-bob, snoochie-boochies, snoogans, mallrats, kevin-smith

Snoochie Boochies Tote

by blakely737
$20 $16
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It's not super clear unless you're looking at it close up, but the state of New Jersey is filled up with every single word of the script for the movie Clerks.

Tags: clerks, jay-and-silent-bob, chasing-amy, mallrats, kevin-smith

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MAGIC EYE SAILBOAT

Tags: jay-and-silent-bob, clerks, chasing-amy, kevin-smith, sailboat

IT'S A SAILBOAT. Tote

by YourLuckyTee
$20 $16
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Are they even supposed to be here today?

Tags: star-wars, clones, clone-wars, commander-cody, captain-rex

Clones. Tote

by Snoogans2you
$20 $16
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THE MALL IN MALLRATS

Tags: i-love-the-smell-of-commerce, chasing-amy, minnesota, commerce, brody

THE MALL Tote

by YourLuckyTee
$20 $16
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'There's only one Lord for me… Star Lord!' Check out this awesome design inspired by Guardians Of The Galaxy's standout character mashed-up in to a quasi-religious parody tee! This vibrant tee features a buddy-christ/Jesus Star Lord giving you the thumbs up for the support. Praise The Lord! You can get this hilarious parody shirt today, only from Maniac Youth!

Tags: comic, made-with-love, pun, geeky-humor, humour

Praise The Lord Tote

by myohmy_Design
$20 $16
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