Hair styling plays an important role in personal grooming. It completes your personality and makes you look attractive and appealing. "Life is too short to have a boring hair" is a design made to show people that you are making a statement with your hair. If you love your hair more than anything in this world, you will definitely love this!
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We all know the story. "You go to push the Orc off the Cliff, (net fail) but instead you gently caress his back, he is now uncomfortable. The Orc reflexively goes to crush your larynx in response (critical failure) but instead intwines his fingers in your hair. You fear another net one could mean an awkward letter home in the morning. Years and several critical fails later, Borgog, Scourge of the Thundercaves thinks back on how he met his husband Tuergar Trueheart and chuckles, a different time for sure. He goes back to weeding the garden." (Unknown Facebooker DM) Be reminded of this wonderful tale everywhere you go.
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"Hold me closer, Tony Danza." This one is a play on one of the more commonly misunderstood lyrics out there. With retro mall iron-on style lettering and a vintage pic of the man himself, this one's a throwback special riddled in obscurity that will have people asking WTF!? This version of the Hold Me Closer tee includes a tasteful vintage effect, including plenty of cracks, chips and fading making it look like you picked it up in the 70s.
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No zuo no die (Chinese: 不作死就不会死 or 不作不死) is a Chinese internet meme. Meaning “You wouldn't be in trouble if you don't do anything unnecessary.”, The phrase was half-translated over to Chinglish where it retained one of its Chinese characters in pinyin. "No zuo no die" and "long time no see" are similar in grammatical structure. The 'zuo' here means asking for unnecessary trouble. "No Zuo No Die, Why do you try? "
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