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I love unicorns, but like, earnest unicorns, none of this pooping-rainbows nonsense. I want my unicorns majestic and proud, riding around on rainbows and leaving stars in their wake. Yes I know it's a little silly, but I'm not going to hide behind irony so that I can be an adult in a unicorn shirt. I'm just going to wear the damn unicorn shirt.
Tags: funny, sparkle, stars, gay, rainbow
Is that the rockets' red glare? No, it's the Griswold's flaming lawn display that you see soaring across the night sky. Don't tell that to Aunt Bethany. She begins to sing the national anthem and the family joins in. At the end she proclaims, "Play ball!"
Tags: star-spangled-banner, the-bombs-bursting-in-air, and-the-rockets-red-glare, play-ball, christmas-vacation-play-ball