Most Gun Totes
I love unicorns, but like, earnest unicorns, none of this pooping-rainbows nonsense. I want my unicorns majestic and proud, riding around on rainbows and leaving stars in their wake. Yes I know it's a little silly, but I'm not going to hide behind irony so that I can be an adult in a unicorn shirt. I'm just going to wear the damn unicorn shirt.
Tags: funny, sparkle, stars, gay, rainbow
The Godfather was a masterpiece of crime, violence and tasty Italian desserts. "Leave the gun, take the cannoli" is just one of many quotable moments. This tshirt is guaranteed to get you stares and free cake* *not a guarantee. Tshirt may get you whacked by the mob.
Tags: cool, quote, godfather, cake, cannoli
ooh! well it doesn't look like Cheese mouse wants to mess around today! there's no reason to worry, just stay still and he won't have any reason to hurt you. He's not here to take lives he just wants the money! Your money is federally insured so you won't lose a dime! Just be mindful and don't try to be a hero, that's not your job!
Tags: comedy, nostalgia, halloween, the-funny-thing-is, humor