Mother Brain Totes
After the BSL was shuttered following the research debacle on SR388, many of its employees shifted into the private sector. Some, complete with data went to work for a decrepit bioengineering and entertainment corporation. Taking the famous trials of the galaxy's greatest bounty hunter as an inspiration, the company crafted a theme park all around recreating her childhood and battle against the space pirates. It didn't go well.
Tags: vector, movies, video-game, comedy, ingen
Kristian had a rant on Schmoes Know movies to a fan who accused him of kissing Mark Hamill's ass when the Schmoes interview him. Kristian responded "Of course I will kiss his ass, it is fucking Luke Skywalker Mother Fucker! Hence the shirt. We kept it a little edited so you can wear it in public. Enjoy!
Tags: schmoes-know, movies, lukeskywalker, luke-skywalker, star-wars-inspired