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Mystery Science Theatre 3000 Totes

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A patterned design of the whole crew of the SOL. Can you spot every reference?

Tags: joel, television, gizmonic, satellite-of-love, mst3k

Satellite Of Love Crew Tote

by RRigamondi
$20 $16

Tags: science, crow-t-robot, croooow, tom-servo, syfy

Huzzah! Tote

by SparklyFuzzBox
$20 $16

Tags: science, movie, scifitees, crow-t-robot, sy-fy

Honey Bunches of Death! Tote

by SparklyFuzzBox
$20 $16
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Tags: hobgoblins, mystery-science-theatre-3000, ninja-turtles

Ninja Goblins Tote

by sugarraydodge
$20 $16
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Tags: mystery-science-theatre-3000, rowsdower, rifftrax

Rowsdower Buddies Tote

by sugarraydodge
$20 $16
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Tags: this-island-earth, mystery-science-theatre-3000

Earth Island Buddies Tote

by sugarraydodge
$20 $16
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Tags: science, mystery-science-theatre-3000, crow-robot, tom-servo, rifftrax

Rock 'Em Snark 'Em Tote

by ChetArt
$20 $16
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Nelson Cigarettes

Tags: nelson-cigarettes, michael-nelson, mike-nelson, mystery-science-theatre-3000

Nelson Cigarettes Tote

by wowokay
$20 $16
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What's that? You're fixing a couch and you wish there were no such things as springs? Uh-oh - Coily, Supreme Overlord of the Springs, is displeased. Spread his Dark Gospel throughout the land with this fun design. Based on the MST3K short, "Spring Fever."

Tags: science, rifftrax, coily, mst3k, coily-the-spring-sprite

No Gods, No Springs Tote

by LFontaine
$20 $16
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Is it a teen-ager who strangles? Or a person who strangles teen-agers? Who knows? Who cares? It's a cheesy early '60s low-budget horror film glorifying drag racing, bike stealing and forgotten fashion trends. Yipe Stripes!

Tags: teenage, strangler, 1960s, yipe-stripe, mikey

Teen-Age Strangler Tote

by marlowinc
$20 $16
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Hillbillys!

Tags: rifftrax, john-carradine, comedy, horror, haunted-house

Hillbillys in a Haunted House Tote

by ViolentAbduction
$20 $16
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Lights! Camera! Kaiju!

Tags: monster, kaiju, godzilla, mechagodzilla, movie-parody

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Black Crow

Tags: crow-t-robot, mystery-science-theatre-3000, crow, humor, parody

Crow Tote

by ChetArt
$20 $16
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Voldar is none too pleased with bringing Christmas to Mars. Inspired by "Santa Claus Conquers The Martians", here's a shirt that gets your cranky alienation message across during the happy holidays.

Tags: voldar, humbug, santa-claus-conquers-the-martians, mars, mystery-science-theatre-3000

Martian Humbug Tote

by marlowinc
$20 $16
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Need some guidance, whether fulfilling the will of "Manos" or just going about your day? The Master is here to help. Proceeds go to the family of Tom Neyman.

Tags: science, satellite-of-love, mystery-science-theatre-3000, tom-servo, croooow

The Master Tote

by MothInc
$20 $16
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NO SPRINGS! Where does Coily fit in to God's plan for us? Get back here fat boy I won your ass!!

Tags: spring-fever, coily, retro, mystery-science-theatre-3000, crow-robot

NO SPRINGS!!! Tote

by j2artist
$20 $16
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Tags: science-fiction, mst3k, the-brain-that-wouldnt-die, mst3000, horrormovies

The Brain that Wouldn't Die Tote

by MondoDellamorto
$20 $16
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Next Sunday A.D...

Tags: science, joel-hodgson, gypsy, mike-nelson, mystery-science-theatre-3000

In The Not Too Distant Future Tote

by PageBranson
$20 $16
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Tom and Crow are the bots. Or "boys," depending on how you want to read it.

Tags: science, rifftrax, mst3k, satellite-of-love, robots

Bots Tote

by DRBlakeman
$20 $16
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He takes care of the place while The Master is away... This Torgo design by Ray Patnaude was created for the 50th Anniversary restoration of the film, and is now back in print!

Tags: science, retro, satellite-of-love, cheesy, bmovie

The Torgo Tote

by MothInc
$20 $16
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Meet the Hobgoblins! Inspired by Experiment 907 from the Satellite of Love.

Tags: science, rifftrax, tom-servo, crow-robot, croooow

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Translation: Let the War on Christmas Begin! Inspired by the Mexican Xmas film favorite "Santa Claus." Ol’ St Nick goes up against Ol’ Mr. Pitch. A holy war with goofy overtones! Happy Holidays!

Tags: mystery-science-theatre-3000, satan, santa-claus, xmas, war-on-christmas

Here's the Pitch! Tote

by marlowinc
$20 $16
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In the not-too-distant future, you can possess this shirt that pays homage to our favorite wise-cracking TV show!

Tags: science, rifftrax, croooow, tom-servo, gypsy

Robot Roll Call Tote

by SaltyCult
$20 $16
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Tom and Crow tell you what they really think, with the catchphrase of another fictional critic and the signature move of two real ones.

Tags: science, critic, down, two-thumbs, at-the-movies

The Critics Tote

by DRBlakeman
$20 $16
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The fantastically tacky original poster of the film "Monstrosity" can now be yours! Don't settle for poor reproductions- this art was scanned in directly from original materials, cleaned and rasterized for the best quality in all sizes. In addition to an evil cat movie enthusiast, a few subtle alterations will also identify you as a supporter of the film's restoration.

Tags: science, cheesy, bmovie, manos-the-hands-of-fate, gypsy

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This funny science t-shirt is perfect for the Science March on Washington.

Tags: science, humor, liberal, anti-trump, geek

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As seen on OSI 74! After a hideous car accident DR. CORTNER uses a serum he developed to keep his wife's head alive while he creeps around strip clubs and beauty pageants looking for a new body. This Lovecraftian and very American Frankenstein tale is a staple of late night TV and CULT MOVIE screenings. Presented on CINEMA INSOMNIA, MST3K and other hosted movie programs. This shirt from tee Public features OSI livery and color scheme and is available in a ton of styles for your body. Stickers, mugs, phone cases,and other collectibles available on demand. Proceeds from this shirt go to support independent TV!

Tags: brain, the-brain-that-wouldnt-die, mystery-science-theatre-3000, mst3k, osi

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Take on the classic MST3K logo!

Tags: science, retro, robot, b-movies, rowsdower

MST3K Moon Tote

by picklenickel
$20 $16
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100% Deep Hurting woven into the fabric of this experimental design…

Tags: space, rifftrax, comedy, humor, sandstorm

Deep Hurting Tote

by boltfromtheblue
$20 $16
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Rick and Morty Science Poster “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub! I’m running for P-buurrpppp President Bitch! Haha, just kidding I don’t give a shit” – Rick Sanchez, Dimension C-137

Tags: rick-morty, pickle-rick, rick-and-morty

Rick and Morty - Science v2 Tote

by vodkaowl
$20 $16
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Just another day in the life of Beaker

Tags: beaker, kermit, muppet, kermit-the-frog, the-muppets

Muppet Science Tote

by TenkenNoKaiten
$20 $16
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Inspired by the classic Frankie Goes To Hollywood t-shirts of the '80s!

Tags: science, mst3k, tom-servo, crow, crow-t-robot

MST3K says RELAX Tote

by jadbean
$20 $16
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Become Midtown High's only professional wallflower

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Tags: science, mst3k

La-La-La Tote

by SnowballinHell
$20 $16
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Essential gear for all MSTies.

MST3K: Joel's Jumpsuit Tote

by Daystrom
$20 $16
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Say yes to science!

Tags: science, nuke, science-fiction, fallout, nuclear

Science! Tote

by StevenRhodes
$20 $16
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