Not All Who Wander Are Lost Totes
In the realm of Middle-Earth, things are rarely exactly what they seem. Power is hidden in the smallest of things, a wanderer of the land is the King of Men, and a small bit of bread is enough to fill you for days - unless you're a Hobbit, of course.
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I love unicorns, but like, earnest unicorns, none of this pooping-rainbows nonsense. I want my unicorns majestic and proud, riding around on rainbows and leaving stars in their wake. Yes I know it's a little silly, but I'm not going to hide behind irony so that I can be an adult in a unicorn shirt. I'm just going to wear the damn unicorn shirt.
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