In honor of my spirit animal, Phi Phi O'Hara. Because if anyone calls you a tired-ass showgirl, wear it with pride--at least you are a showgirl--and tell those haters to go back to Party City where they belong!
No one expected Elizabeth Elephant to win the coveted Miss Savanna tiara, especially when going up against svelte Georgetta Giraffe. However, her inner beauty was more captivating than Georgetta's sleek lines, and she donned the sash of victory.
This is a parody of all beauty pageants around the world, ever...In this piece the contest is for the bald category and the force is strong with the winner- over 20000 midichlorians, strong, actually:).