Police Quotes Totes
"Looks like you've had a bit too much to think!" says the Mustachioed THINKPOL officer as he walks up to Winston in a stern voice. Winston must have must have forgotten to hide the disgust and loathing in his eyes, because the large man in black moved closer still, his eyes hiding behind mirrored aviator-styled sunglasses. "You have something to say, sir?" His voice menacing now. "No sir! No." Winston chirps nervously, averting his eyes as much as possible. Very well, then. Let's move along." The oficer's voice calms somewhat to a dulled, professional cadence. "Remember, closed minds stop thought crimes. Let's move along." Illustration by Dan McCall. Inspired by George Orwell's novel Nineteen Eighty Four.
Tags: big-brother, thought-police, thnkpol, orwell, ingsoc
If you've ever called a friend a "cotton headed ninny muggins" or you find yourself exclaiming, "son of a nutcracker!" in moments of holiday frustration, then this Buddy the Elf quotes shirt is for you. Wear it to infect others with Buddy's unbreakable Christmas spirit.
Tags: dragon-ball-z, movies, christmas, buddy, buddy-the-elf
You want to be the very best? Like no one ever was? Now you can, when you walk into your gym wearing this brand new Pokemon Go-themed T-Shirt! The Pokemon shirt to end all Pokemon shirts, you can impress and intimate everyone who's either just starting to play the popular Pokemon Go mobile app, or the unfortunate trainer who's brave (or dumb) enough to challenge for your home turf! Whether you're on Team Valor, Team Mystic, or Team Instinct, you will make them look good with your new shirt!
Tags: game, quotes, i-go-to-the-gym-every-day, pikachu, pokeball
Who's the brown hair covered cop, with fur just like a mop? Squatch! You're damn right! Who's the ape who keeps the forest peace for his fellow apes with big ass feet! Squatch! Can ya dig it? Who's the bear man that won't cop out, When there's danger from humans all about? Squatch! Right on! You see this cat Squatch is a bad mother (Shut your mouth) But I'm talkin' about Squatch (Then we can dig it)
Tags: bigfoot, yeti, police, starsky and hutch, hawaii five-o