Revenge Of The Sith Totes
The original working title used in the production of Star Wars: Episode VI Return of the Jedi. They used this deception not to throw off fans but local merchants, who were likely to price gouge any Star Wars production. This is a reproduction of the t-shirt given to crew members.
Tags: crew, blue-harvest
"Uhm... I'm gonna need you to go ahead and move your desk one more time. So if you could do that, uhm... that would be great, mmmk?" They've taken his Swingline stapler one final time. Time for some sweet revenge! Burn it down, and go ahead, it's your radio to listen to at a reasonable volume... from nine to eleven!
Tags: office-space, milton-waddams, bill-lumbergh, stapler, swingline-stapler
The tale of the Amazombies: Z-Day was the biggest e-com shopping event of the year. In preparation, internet shoppers enthusiastically fired up their modems and flocked to the local internet cafes seeking the deals of a lifetime. Z-Day arrived to uproarious celebration as flying drones buzzed diligently through the streets. It didn't take long for the mysterious corporation behind the largest online source of POGS and Michael Crichton novels to reshape Seattle's landscape forever. The outbreak came as a surprise to most. Little did they know these drones did not come with their promised gifts like VHS copies of “Angels in the Outfield” at an unprecedented 80% off retail price. No, sir — these were drones with a purpose more sinister. Encased in cardboard and eco-friendly bubblewrap, the Z-Virus sat dormant with the ability to transform its recipient into an unrecognizable shell of their former selves. That thing you used to call your spouse or child now stumbles through the streets of South Lake Union griping and grumbling, almost inaudibly, nonsensical things about table tennis and vaguely German pubs. Chief Warehouse Delightment Officers and Web Optimaking Leaders are shipped in by the hundreds and crammed like sardines into new 145 sq ft micro studios for only $2,500 a month.
Tags: tech-bro, tech, space, humor, office