You're perfect 💯, you're beautiful 👰, you look 👀 like Linda Evangelista 💃.. You're a model 💋 💅. Everything 🔁 about you ☞ is perfect 💯! Did you stone 💎 those tights 👢 ? Oh, you're smiling 👱 ! They eat 🍽 her up 🔝 EVERY🕛SINGLE🕧TIME🕗 she's on that damned 👹 stage 🏁.She 😡ftsdbsds😣. She could walk 👣 out there in a fucking 😠 diaper 👶 and they'll 👥 be like 🗣: "Valentina! 👰 Your smile 👄 is beautiful! 😍".
Girl, have you clocked Susan Saranwrap's cliffhangers? I haven't seen such busted man hooves since Sharia Law stomped that stage. Of course Susan's drag mother is Tara Nass, so cliffhangers must run in the family. For real though, I think I see mountain goats jumping around her feet. And are they filming a Ricola commercial on her big toe? No! It's a Hoveround commercial. Aww, I love old people! Oh! She's coming. Hi, Susan! You look great!
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