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Tags: zen, spiritual, meditation, caustic, attitude
After feverish race, Moon landings and flag raisings, all missions have been stopped?! What?! Why?! What's on the dark side of the Moon? Does God exist? And what's with that ''Keep Calm and...'' slogan, anyway?! The world's greatest conspiracy theories finally revealed!!! Everything you'll about to see is absolute truth, as God is my witness.
Tags: parody, god-is-my-witness, irony, fun, big-sign