When the old pipes leak and the sewers quake, The Foot come out with trouble to make! Radical dudes materialize! Cowabungas vocalize! The Green Machine comes out to pulverize! They won't turn their shells to go run and hide, Until the evil Shred Head has been denied. Shrouded in a metal disguise, he intends to terrorize! The Green Machines comes out to pulverize! As the bayou gets some ooze for free, Mutants rampage for a feasting spree! Reporters call on their allies to rescue them from gator-guys! The Green Machine comes out to pulverize! When they're under the spell of a pizza's smell, Sensei Splinter shouts and gives them hell: The ninja master really tries, but those four bring him to sighs! The Green Machine comes out to pulverize!
Tags: disney-world, disneyland, parody, humor, krang
RACCOONS. Are they cuddly cute little woodland creatures that you want as a pet? Or are they nocturnal scavengers more likely to give you rabies than a hug? Either way don't you think their adorable sweet masked faces and weird bandit hands are worth keeping around? Show your support with this funny cute environmentally friendly SAVE THE TRASH PANDAS t-shirt. If you're in the woods in nature or in the city this summer, you'll want these funny night owls to know you're a friend. This shirt features a raccoon, a nighttime mammal known for it's cute face and garbage-eating behavior, earning it the hilarious humorous internet meme nickname trash panda. This hip artisan specialty handmade design shows off both your humor and your trend-setting fashion. In this comfortable soft tee, you'll be your own spirit animal. Stylish, comfortable and modern designed tshirt. Save the Trash Pandas! Show your raccoon love.
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Want to show uptight lame-os on the street your awesome taste in 90s drug scare hype and 80s cult horror films in one simple shirt?! Well look no further! Combining the iconic imagery of grade school anti-drug propaganda with the classic 80s horror flick about subterranean monsters, this shirt will set off all types of nostalgia alarms in the presence of only the coolest people. It can be used as a great aide in choosing your friends by helping to separate the keepers from the sleepers! Buy, mutants, BUY! (Also in pin form, here: cameraviscera.bigcartel.com)
Tags: movie, 80s-television, nyc, new-york-city, sewer