FOR THE LOVE OF BIG APES: This Large Ape Silhouette Retro Pop Art T-Shirt makes a wonderful token to someone who loves and believes in the existence of Large Apes, Large Ape fans, GO RETRO: Wear this t-shirt should you feel the need to go vintage in style.
Tags: primate, chimp, sasquatch, chimpanzee, vintage
You find your time at the headquarters was often quiet and uneventful, unlike the very few instances of heading out into the field with your much more experienced colleagues. During a night shift you took your rounds after doing some paperwork, finding yourself stopping at a large portrait that hung in one of the corridors. The figure you see has a presence most ethereal, strong in their posture and with an intensity held in their rather peculiar eyes. There is no distinction as to who this is, or what artist may have been commissioned for it. You sense a feeling of calm yet uncertainty in your heart staring at it. Staring into those eyes. The only thing you see along with the large painting, is a small brass plaque that says: 𝓾𝓷𝓾𝓼 𝓭𝓮 𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓺𝓾𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓪𝓵𝓿𝓪𝓽𝓸𝓻 𝓹𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓽𝓾𝓻 𝓲𝓷 𝓪𝓮𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓷𝓾𝓶 𝓽𝓮𝓷𝓮𝓫𝓻𝓲𝓼
Tags: ancient, anxient, ethereal, elegance, ceo
"On the seventh year, somewhere in the northwoods darkness a creature walks upright and the best advice you may ever get is to never go out at...night" Now you can wear the legend of the Dogman for all to see, and fear!
Tags: werewolf-shirt, bigfoot, scary-monsters, camping, legends
You're not a bad golfer, right? You're just searching the woods for the elusive bigfoot! Bigfoot, who also goes by Sasquatch or Yeti, doesn't generally make an appearance on the fairway. That's why you're always shanking your golf balls into the trees. At least that's what you tell all your friends...
Tags: golf, golfing, bigfoot-funny, yeti-funny, golf-funny