You're right, there isn't enough slasher movies closely related to Seinfeld. Well, at least we have "Terror On Tour" starring Larry Thomasof (usually known as Larry Thomas, The Soup Nazi) as the aptly named killer, Tim.
Tags: the-clowns, killer, monsters-and-maniacs, andysocial-industries, horror
"Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?"
Tags: timburton, lydia, sandworms, beetlegeuse, beetle-juice