Tommy Bahama Camp Totes
This Camp Crystal Lake t-shirt lets everyone know that you've stayed at Camp Crystal Lake. The newly reopened Camp is trying to improve its image after a young boy named Jason Vorhees drowned there some years back. Unfortunately, his mother is less than happy to see the camp back in business. We recommend avoiding the camp on Friday the 13th.
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You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans, and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the road sides, you will play golf, and enjoy hot hors d'oeuvres. My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts. The gods of my tribe have spoken.
Tags: funny, 1990s, 90s, movie, values