Towel Day Totes
"It is important to note that suddenly, and against all probability, a sperm whale had been called into existence, several miles above the surface of an alien planet. And since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity." - The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
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Side effects of using the Infinite Improbability Drive include temporary (and sometimes permanent) changes to environment and morphological structure, hallucinations, and the calling into being of large marine mammals.
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"I am single–handedly responsible for the evolved shape of the animal you came to know in later centuries as a giraffe." —Ford Prefect, Life, the Universe, and Everything, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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He is from a planet in the vicinity of Betelgeuse, and is a “semi-half-cousin” of Ford Prefect, with whom he “shares three of the same mothers”. Because of “an accident with a contraceptive and a time machine”, his direct ancestors from his father are also his direct descendants. He was briefly the President of the Galaxy (a role that involves no power whatsoever, and merely requires the incumbent to attract attention so no one wonders who’s really in charge, a role for which Zaphod was perfectly suited). Zaphod’s just zis guy, you know?
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‘Oh no, not again!’ is the only thought that went through Agrajag’s mind in his very short reincarnation as a bowl of pentunias. A tribute to Douglas Adams' classic book the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. The ideal thing for Towel Day.
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Next time you’re at Milliways try a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, it’s effects are similar to “having your brains smashed in by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick”. Created by Zaphod Beeblebrox it’s certainly the Best Drink in Existence. Another scifi design brought to you by Deep Space Dives.
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You want to be the very best? Like no one ever was? Now you can, when you walk into your gym wearing this brand new Pokemon Go-themed T-Shirt! The Pokemon shirt to end all Pokemon shirts, you can impress and intimate everyone who's either just starting to play the popular Pokemon Go mobile app, or the unfortunate trainer who's brave (or dumb) enough to challenge for your home turf! Whether you're on Team Valor, Team Mystic, or Team Instinct, you will make them look good with your new shirt!
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