the raging debate over crossbow control isn't one i want to have when I'm enjoying a night out with my friends at this fine tavern, so hows about you shove off, and let us get back to our drunken carousing, yeah? Yes, yes... i understand its a hot button topic and you've got a right to your opinion, but you've also got a right to a punch in the nose if you lean into me one more time and subject me to that fetid breath of yours. Do we have a quarrel, friend? Because i know i have a dozen right here.... In various sundry colors... if your belt of dwarvenkind had to be let out recently... order a size up.
Tags: dungeons, dragons, ad, dragon, dungeon
Kord is the Suel god of Athletics, Sports, Storms, Brawling, Strength, and Courage. May the Brawler bless in the Ring, Pit, and Battlefield. Victoy and Honor! Sizing runs small, and kord knows Size Matters (hurrhurr) so order a size up if in doubt
Tags: nerd, kord, saint, goblin, faerie
You know, there is something immensely satisfying when you scoop up that handful of d8's and let them fly, knowing the destruction you are about to bestow on that hapless goblin horde. Its a special kind of smile that only fireballs can bring to your face. Enjoy the Glow on your enemies faces... well, Carcasses anyways. Please check the sizing chart like you would friendlies in you fireballs impact radius. You did check that, right?
Tags: nerd, lloth, lolth, goblin, faerie
If you ever played with dungeons and dragons it’s impossible you’ve never be impressed by your friend character: THE BARBARIAN! Or maybe it was your own character… or it actually is! By the way, roll that d20 and make your fantasy realm great again!
Tags: critical, class, die, dice, d20
The 5th addition to the series and those pesky dogs of war are at it again this time in a German made Jagdpanther. This is a ww2 tank destroyer specifically designed to engage and destroy other armored vehicles. It doesn’t have a turret so that it can instead posses stronger armor and a bigger gun.
Tags: tanks, war, dogs, cartoon, illustration
How popular is this particular Alignment? SO popular that i'm almost afraid to sell this Tee. You know yourself, you know what you want... you want EVERYTHING!! You want to Kill, maim, loot and pillage, and no one is going to tell you you CAN'T! that's what this shirt is all about... keeping your options open. check the sizing charts and if in doubt, order 1 size up.
Tags: nerd, fae, culture, geek, geeky