Rick: "Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you but what people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science".
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Gazorpazorpfield: I hate Mumunmunundsdays. And I really could go for some enchiladas. Morty: Hey Rick, that’s pretty cool! It’s just like Garfield, only instead, it’s Gazorpazorpfield. Rick: Hey, isn’t Gazorpazorp where uh where those Sex robots came from, remember? That whole thing? Morty: Yeah hey, that’s a pretty, pretty that’s true. That’s right! Rick: Yeah. Let’s watch some more Gazorpazorpfield! Gazorpazorpfield: Hey Jon, it’s me, Gazorpazorpfield. Boy. Fuck you, Jon. You fuckin’ dumb, stupid, idiot. Jon: Come on, Gazorpazorpfield, go easy on me, huh? Gazorpazorpfield: You dumb, stupid, weak, pathetic, white, white uh, uh guilt, white guilt, milquetoast piece of human garbage. Jon: Jeez, Gazorpazorpfield, thats, you know, you’re pretty mean to me, but that takes the cake. Gazorpazorpfield: I don’t give a fuck! I’m Gazorpazorp-fucking-field, bitch! Now give me my fucking enchiladas! Morty: Hey, Rick, you know, did they use Bill Murray for this? Sounds a lot like Bill Murray. Rick: No, Morty, it’s Lorenzo Music. In this reality, he’s still alive. Morty: Oh, okay, was his name Lorenzo Music? Rick: Yeah, I’m pretty sure. He also did that voice of that one guy from Ghostbusters. Which is really strange, because it’s the same character Bill Murray played in the movie. But then, when they made the movie Bill Murray did the voice of Gazorpazorp or Garfield, I mean. Morty: Yeah, that’s pretty cool, Rick. So all that happened in this reality too? Rick: I don’t know. Just making conversation with you, Morty. What do you think? I-I-I-I know everything about everything?
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Our Journey begins with our hero Morty finding an alternate reality where unique creatures with fascinating powers battle alongside trainers to become schwiftymon masters. The only problem? all schwiftymon have Rick's consciousness......
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Birdperson asks if Morty knows what "wubba lubba dub dub" means, and Morty says it's just Rick's dumb catchphrase. Birdperson reveals that in his native tongue, it actually means "I am in great pain, please help me." Morty says that Rick isn't really that deep, and is just saying it ironically, but Birdperson tells him that Rick really is in great pain, and needs Morty there with him.
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