You don't have to be an atheist to want to keep science in science class. Sarcastically urging schools to teach other pseudosciences, myths and discredited theories is a fine way to show your pro-science stance. Darwin would be proud!
Tags: parody, funny, conspiracy, pseudoscience, creationism
Who's the brown hair covered cop, with fur just like a mop? Squatch! You're damn right! Who's the ape who keeps the forest peace for his fellow apes with big ass feet! Squatch! Can ya dig it? Who's the bear man that won't cop out, When there's danger from humans all about? Squatch! Right on! You see this cat Squatch is a bad mother (Shut your mouth) But I'm talkin' about Squatch (Then we can dig it)
Tags: bigfoot, yeti, police, starsky and hutch, hawaii five-o
You're not a bad golfer, right? You're just searching the woods for the elusive bigfoot! Bigfoot, who also goes by Sasquatch or Yeti, doesn't generally make an appearance on the fairway. That's why you're always shanking your golf balls into the trees. At least that's what you tell all your friends...
Tags: golf, golfing, bigfoot-funny, yeti-funny, golf-funny
"On the seventh year, somewhere in the northwoods darkness a creature walks upright and the best advice you may ever get is to never go out at...night" Now you can wear the legend of the Dogman for all to see, and fear!
Tags: werewolf-shirt, bigfoot, scary-monsters, camping, legends