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This year is literally teh worst in full color.

This year is literally teh worst.

This shit is literally teh worst

Your friendly, neighborhood mohawk alien warning you that there are falling rocks ahead or something.

Who loves bustin'? Emojis of narcs, is what-who.

Who loves bustin? Narcs Do!

We're okay at our jobs. Not great, but you get what you pay for, you know? You know.

Our original dope ass logo

Our fancy new monochrome logo

Want to show everyone that you're an honest-to-goodness BURNER even though you're really a NARC? We've got the playa coutre for you!

Want to show everyone that you're an honest-to-goodness BURNER even though you're really a NARC? We'vre

Want to show everyone that you're an honest-to-goodness BURNER even though you're really a NARC? We've got the playa coutre for you!

Read your ticket. You could die. What we do is dangerous, sure. But you WON'T die. Probably. Mostly probably. Almost certainly not, is the point.