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You know who this is and why. You do.

It's been a hard couple years to be a burner, and the biohazard is why. Show your support for your favorite podcast with a shirt commemorating our hellworld!

This shit is literally teh worst

Your friendly, neighborhood mohawk alien warning you that there are falling rocks ahead or something.

Who loves bustin? Narcs Do!

We're okay at our jobs. Not great, but you get what you pay for, you know? You know.

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Want to show everyone that you're an honest-to-goodness BURNER even though you're really a NARC? We've got the playa coutre for you!

Want to show everyone that you're an honest-to-goodness BURNER even though you're really a NARC? We'vre

Want to show everyone that you're an honest-to-goodness BURNER even though you're really a NARC? We've got the playa coutre for you!

Read your ticket. You could die. What we do is dangerous, sure. But you WON'T die. Probably. Mostly probably. Almost certainly not, is the point.