Oh you romantic, you! You're not about to let some centuries-old creature seduce your wife who happens to be the spitting image of the wife he lost, no matter how dapper of a dresser he may be! Keep the undead at bay by letting them know you learned everything you know about stake sharpening from your favorite John.
Show everyone that you can carry WAY more than 80 gigs of data in your head all while calmly expressing your affinity for room service. With or without Jones' help, this shirt will let everyone around you know your favorite John is the data courier.
Hey, we get it, you like the scheming, broody type. Some of your pastimes may include accusing others of infidelity or having a hot oil massage while relaxing in your finest leather pants. Whatever the case may be, let everyone know you can hatch plots with the very best of them: Don.
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Keanu Reeves fans, rejoice! This shirt will command unknown entities into the light and the hoodie pocket has plenty of room for some Holy Hand Grenades. The world-renowned exorcist/demonologist is your favorite John.