When Marty McFly in Back to the Future 2 was once coming back from the future he accidentally turned into a black bear during the time travel so they had to go back into the future and try to fix whatever they messed up when they were fighting people and wrecking other people's cars and stuff to try and make him come right again and not be in the alternate time reality. Please have one of these t-shirts as a souvenir of the time that Marty and Doc almost made a big mistake and all your friends will think you know more about the Back to the future movies than they do and you will be very popular.
Tags: animals, artistic, illustration, bear
This old salt sailed the seas for many years and is a legend among the walrus population of the South Pacific. Wear a t-shirt of this father of the Aquatic life and become endeared to all walrus everywhere.
Tags: sea-creature, animal, illustration, funny
I met this deer one day and he was tall and wore a full red leather jacket and he seemed to be the boss of something because he had lots of other deer and people running around doing stuff for him but he was super cool and didn't break a sweat or raise his voice but I went away feeling strange because he came up really close to me and whispered something but I couldn't understand what it was and from then on I was always doing things for him and helping him get things so please wear this shirt and show people that you worship the leader too.
I was helped once by this royal zebra who had his own palace in the savannas in northern Zimbabwe and he had a south African accent and was really rich and made lots of fine garments in his textile mills and all the workers in the mills were really happy to be there making wool and rugs and shirts and they would walk all day to get there because they like him so much and this zebra was nice to me too and gave me a cool lemonade drink and I thanked him and borrowed some of his clothes but I forgot to give them back and now I just wear his shirt with his picture on it to help me remember where I got the shirt from so that I can take the shirt back to him one day next when I'm in Africa and you can have one of these shirts too and be apart of the zebra prince experience.
Tags: zebra-stripes, flowers, animals-in-clothes, animal-in-suit
This dalmatian is a father to many many little dalmatian puppies and he is proud of every one of them but he does spend a lot of time in the alley behind the diner most weekdays and is very unreliable later on in the evening because he may be passed out somewhere or with a new lady dog friend but he is always dressed so well it is easy to forgive him of the otherwise profound neglect that is a background to his prolific fathering of many little dalmatians so please wear him on your shirt very proudly and ask your friends have you seen this dog? and they will all laugh because they know that really he could be anywhere around the place right now.
Tags: animal, dalmatian, animals
I met this cat once in a dark corner of a outer burrow city bar where all kinds of strange characters will approach you with reasons that would either thrill or terrify you and then this cat was there and we were talking a bit and he twisted his mustache and spiked his hair and talked of plans for world domination and I said that is a nice idea and ran away as quickly as I could. This T-shirt is to remind you of the reality of the cat world. Cats are playful, smart, charismatic, creative, talented, intense, willful, manipulative - evil. Remember that always.
This old father of blues plays banjo and collects dead butterflys and old tobacco pipes and usually you can find him at the pub drinking a stout and telling stories of fallen comrades but really there never was a more respectable character in the underground big mammal music scene and you will be admired by everyone if you wear him on your T-shirt.
Tags: animal, illustration, artistic
Astro Cat the interstellar space gazer was a magnificent creature who lived many years ago in a solar system very far away and is practically a mythical creature by now although he did actually exist and broke many records for going to places that nobody had bothered to go to before and found a lot of gold somewhere even further away than that and became very rich too - but he is a hero to many many people and you will be remembering the finest in early space aviation when you proudly wear this t-shirt everywhere you go and many people will begin to like you again as well.
Tags: kitty, animal, funny, illustration, space
Hard working cats are hard to come by but I found one when i was in Dallas the other day and saw a cat playin hard at the rodeo with the other clowns and cowboys in the ring running around and cleaning up dazed cowboys and giving them medicine because the bulls had horns and they used them very well and then there was this cat that couldn't get hit by any bull and did flips and moved like lightning and would always help fallen people who were screaming when it all went wrong and this cat worked his magic and did very well and always left the arena later that night with lots of friends who were wearing a t-shirt with his picture on it because it made them happy to have his face close to their chests so be sure to buy one for yourselfs and have a warm chest too.
Tags: rodeo, happy, cowboy, kitten, kitty