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Pretending T-Shirt
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Description: We're all just fucking pretending!

Tags: yeehaw, pretending, cowboy, illusions, fake

Pretending

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Haunted & Thriving (Black) T-Shirt
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Description: It's ok to be an old, rickety ghostpile!

Tags: haunted, skeleton, dark, haunted house, affirmation

Haunted & Thriving (Black)

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Haunted & Thriving (white) T-Shirt
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Description: It's ok to be an old rickety ghostpile!

Tags: affirmation, ghost, haunted house, motivational, scary

Haunted & Thriving (white)

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Imagine Sisyphus Listening to Ska T-Shirt
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Description: You really must imagine this.

Tags: camus, hell, greek mythology

Imagine Sisyphus Listening to Ska

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Strange Dark River T-Shirt
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Description: Come on! It's 2022! Let's stop sacrificing our children to the river man.

Tags: horror, creepy

Strange Dark River

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Thick Scorp T-Shirt
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Description: Summon the Thick Scorp!

Tags: spell, occult, arachnid

Thick Scorp

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I'm in my PJs T-Shirt
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Description: I'm a sleepyhead.

Tags: sleepyhead, bedtime, sleep

I'm in my PJs

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Neigh Palm T-Shirt
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Description: Hello it is a hand horse.

Tags: hand, puppet

Neigh Palm

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Church of Cool Dog T-Shirt
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Description: Sometimes the church names you.

Tags: church, dog

Church of Cool Dog

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Asleep in a Field T-Shirt
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Description: For sleepyheads.

Tags: nap, sleep, lazy

Asleep in a Field

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Raccoons from many lands T-Shirt
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Description: There is a special kind of feeling when all you want to do is vibe with international raccoons. Some may say a coati or red panda is not a raccoon, but if that's true then why are they best friends with raccoons?

Tags: animal, trash panda

Raccoons from many lands

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Chimps & Daddy Longlegs T-Shirt
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Description: This is chimps and daddy longlegs, together.

Tags: spider, monkey, chimp, daddy longlegs

Chimps & Daddy Longlegs

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Rock Life T-Shirt
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Description: It would actually be pretty cool to live beneath a rock, if you think about it. I encourage you to think about it.

Tags: ecology, environment, nature

Rock Life

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Severely Underwater T-Shirt

Description: I just thought this was fun.

Tags: marine biology, fish, sea, ocean

Severely Underwater

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Famous Reg T-Shirt
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Description: He's Famous Reg.

Tags: animal, celebrity, amphibian

Famous Reg

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Too Many Reptiles! T-Shirt
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Description: Look, sometimes I assemble too many reptiles. It is only human to strive for the biggest, the best. But I know this time I went too far. This is too many. I'm sorry.

Tags: science, biology, animal, animals, herpetology

Too Many Reptiles!

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Trapped in a Simulation T-Shirt
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Description: For those who have seen past the curtain and don't care

Tags: simulation, computer

Trapped in a Simulation

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Drink Guy T-Shirt
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Description: He's very thirsty

Tags: drink, thirst, drink guy

Drink Guy

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DL an SL? T-Shirt
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Description: Would you?

Tags: monkey, nature, piracy, primate

DL an SL?

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Siren Stuff (white) T-Shirt
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Description: Are you a murderous Siren defending your island from filthy adventurers? This is for you.

Tags: humor, fantasy, greek, myth, siren

Siren Stuff (white)

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Siren Stuff (black) T-Shirt
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Description: Are you a murderous Siren on a deadly island? This is for you.

Tags: greek, myth, humor, fantasy, siren

Siren Stuff (black)

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Cellar Feller T-Shirt
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Description: Promotional artwork for the 1986 classic "Cellar Feller"

Tags: horrormovies, movie

Cellar Feller

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Shipwreck T-Shirt
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Description: This is a true fact, so please do you part to reduce needless nautical disasters.

Tags: masturbation, puritan, nautical, shipwreck, sex

Shipwreck

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REAL MEN! T-Shirt
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Description: A manifesto for real men

Tags: boys, man, toxic masculinity, masculinity, cold one

REAL MEN!

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Sea Guys T-Shirt
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Description: There's a whole world of sea guys

Tags: walrus, dugongs, manatees, underwater, seals

Sea Guys

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Scormp T-Shirt
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Description: ALAS, YOU HAVE BEEN KILLED.

Tags: monster, seafood, scorpion, lobster, shrimp

Scormp

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The void T-Shirt
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Description: The void contains exactly ZERO things. Let the world know you hate things!

Tags: space, emptiness, storebuild, no problem, linear

The void

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UPDOG T-Shirt
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Description: What is UPDOG? Nothing much, what's up with you

Tags: dog, storebuild, aliens, ozn, black and white

UPDOG

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Thick Scorp T-Shirt
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Description: Sorry I can't make it to soup practice, I'm summoning the thick scorp.

Tags: signs, constellation, stinger, scorpio, storebuild

Thick Scorp

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Delicious revenge T-Shirt
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Description: Don't talk to me until I've had my delicious revenge..

Tags: topography, vengeance, storebuild, sword, black and white

Delicious revenge

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White rats T-Shirt
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Description: Always aim for the star. Even if you get it backwards, you will be among the rats.

Tags: storebuild, creep, animal, inspirational, pest

White rats

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Wet Mars T-Shirt
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Description: I believe in wet Mars! It's like Mars, but wet as hell.

Tags: hope, planet, black and white, faith, hell

Wet Mars

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Steal Shit T-Shirt
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Description: Once a thief always a thief

Tags: criminal, hooligan, dark, dead, halloween

Steal Shit

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Steal Shit White T-Shirt
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Description: Once a thief always a thief

Tags: storebuild, skull, halloween, swindler, horror

Steal Shit White

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Sea guys T-Shirt
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Description: There's a whole world of sea guys

Tags: walruses, porpoises, dugongs, manatees, explore

Sea guys

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Soups N Stews T-Shirt
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Description: I was kicked off the cruise for eating too many Soups & Stews!

Tags: sea, chef, cook, ship, cruise

Soups N Stews

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