Arcane Bullshit

Description: We're all just fucking pretending!

Description: It's ok to be an old, rickety ghostpile!

Description: It's ok to be an old rickety ghostpile!

Description: You really must imagine this.

Description: Come on! It's 2022! Let's stop sacrificing our children to the river man.

Description: Summon the Thick Scorp!

Description: I'm a sleepyhead.

Description: Hello it is a hand horse.

Description: Sometimes the church names you.

Description: For sleepyheads.

Description: There is a special kind of feeling when all you want to do is vibe with international raccoons. Some may say a coati or red panda is not a raccoon, but if that's true then why are they best friends with raccoons?

Description: This is chimps and daddy longlegs, together.

Description: It would actually be pretty cool to live beneath a rock, if you think about it. I encourage you to think about it.

Description: I just thought this was fun.

Description: He's Famous Reg.

Description: Look, sometimes I assemble too many reptiles. It is only human to strive for the biggest, the best. But I know this time I went too far. This is too many. I'm sorry.

Description: For those who have seen past the curtain and don't care

Description: He's very thirsty

Description: Would you?

Description: Are you a murderous Siren defending your island from filthy adventurers? This is for you.

Description: Are you a murderous Siren on a deadly island? This is for you.

Description: Promotional artwork for the 1986 classic "Cellar Feller"

Description: This is a true fact, so please do you part to reduce needless nautical disasters.

Description: A manifesto for real men

Description: There's a whole world of sea guys

Description: ALAS, YOU HAVE BEEN KILLED.

Description: The void contains exactly ZERO things. Let the world know you hate things!

Description: What is UPDOG? Nothing much, what's up with you

Description: Sorry I can't make it to soup practice, I'm summoning the thick scorp.

Description: Don't talk to me until I've had my delicious revenge..

Description: Always aim for the star. Even if you get it backwards, you will be among the rats.

Description: I believe in wet Mars! It's like Mars, but wet as hell.

Description: Once a thief always a thief

Description: Once a thief always a thief

Description: There's a whole world of sea guys

Description: I was kicked off the cruise for eating too many Soups & Stews!