Little sprouts require the perfect soundtrack (an "Awesome Mix", if you will) to grow up to be big and strong so they can Guard the Galaxy from all manner of cosmic threats! Oh baby, give me one more chance (To show you that I love you) Won't you please let me back in your heart?
Tags: guardians-of-the-galaxy, sci-fi, awesome-mix, awesome-mix-volume-1, superhero
It's the second in my series of GENERAL MILLS MONSTER CEREALS parodies, smershing together that fruity ghost Boo Berry with Breaking Bad. Heisenberg has cooked up a brand new breakfast cereal to help peddle his distinctly-hued meth -- it's a (artificial) blueberry flavored frosted cereal with blue methmallow crystals! Plus, you get a free Pizza Frisbee right in the box! Bonus!
Tags: boo-berry, ghost, cereal-box, blueberry, breakfast
"If I say that my somewhat extravagant imagination yielded simultaneous pictures of an octopus, a dragon, and a human caricature, I shall not be unfaithful to the spirit of the thing. A pulpy, tentacled head surmounted a grotesque and scaly body with rudimentary wings; but it was the general outline of the whole which made it most shockingly frightful." -- H.P. Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu
It's everybody's favorite disgusting trading card series combined with those lovable heroes in a half-shell! That's right, GARBAGE PAIL KIDS crossed with TMNT equals the SEWER PIPE TEENS! From Series 1, it's "Morbid-LEO-bese". You're welcome.
Tags: gpk, ninja-turtles, food, donuts, pizza
Ever wonder what would happen if the King of the Kaiju (Gojira, if you're nasty) squared off against Miyazaki's fuzzy Forest Spirit? No? Well, move along then, hombre, cuz this shirt ain't for you! Japanese Daikaiju action in mind-blowing color!
Tags: anime, miyazaki, toho, studio-ghibli, ghibli
Lucy hasn't been herself lately. Ever since she got bitten by that drifter hobo fellow, she's been acting strange and moaning a lot. And don't even get me started on what happened during this year's "football kick" attempt... blood everywhere. It looks like Lucy has gotten bored with snatching the football away from poor old Charlie Brown, and snatched his legs off instead!
Tags: comic, pop-culture, cartoon, sunday-funnies, blood
"Oh Yeah?" "Hell No!!" What kind of friendly sugary kids' beverage mascot busts through houses just to quench kids' thirst?! This evil twin of a popular mascot just likes busting through houses -- I don't think he cares much about delivering beverages -- just beatings!
Tags: oh-yeah, kool-aid-man
It's a mashup of two childhood favorites: the infamous feces-dyeing monster cereal Franken-Berry with the 70's-80's sci-fi TV sensation Battlestar Galactica. Shiny robot marauders need to eat a complete breakfast, too, y'know! And yes, the "toy surprise" robot-dog, featured in the show, was in fact a chimpanzee in a full-body costume and helmet! Creepy!
Tags: parody, geek, tv, tv-shows, 80-s
LUCHADORO, "the golden warrior" of the Lucha Libre circuit battles for the soul of his lady love when El Diablo comes calling and uses his demonic wiles to create an army of mindless zombis (muertos vivientes) to take over the city. Things are about to get muy caliente!
Tags: lucha, lucha-libre, luchador, devil, wrasslin
"Have you ever heard of insect politics? Neither have I. Insects... don't have politics. They're very... brutal. No compassion, no compromise. We can't trust the insect." An homage to David Cronenberg's classic 1986 remake of THE FLY.
Tags: cronenberg, david-cronenberg, horror, telepod, brundlefly
Hoth may be the coldest planet in a galaxy far, far away (or at least in the Hoth system), but as a tourist destination, it can't be beat! Guests can explore the ruins of abandoned Echo base, ski some of the most heart-pounding slopes in the galaxy, explore ice caves or ride a Taun-Taun! Watch out for deadly Wampas and the occasional Probot, though! For a refreshing treat during your stay, try one of their Icy Hoth frozen drinks -- in four amazing flavors! Based on a concept by Tristian Boykin.
Tags: mashup, sci-fi, wampa, empire-strikes-back, star-wars
In the Wasteland, after the world crumbled and men began to feed on men, the gangs took over the highways, ready to wage war for a tank of juice, and only those mobile enough to scavenge, brutal enough to pillage would survive... those like Wez, the tempestuous, mad lieutenant of Lord Humungus' gang of marauders.
Tags: mad-max, road-warrior, wasteland, apocalypse, post-apocalypse