Description: No one really likes to play Monopoly, do they? How can we make this game more exciting? How about tossing in a relentless masked killer and a score of nubile, randy teenagers? Buy some cabins along Camp Crystal lake, and see if you're the last one standing, or end up skewered and hacked by whatever dangerous implements Jason can get his hands on!
Description: The young future Prince of the Forest has a life full of stoic responsibility and stud duties to look forward to, but for now he can cut loose and enjoy the gleeful pursuits of a carefree youth... such as target-blasting butterflies with his farts. I'm sorry. I blame my poor upbringing.
Description: "If I say that my somewhat extravagant imagination yielded simultaneous pictures of an octopus, a dragon, and a human caricature, I shall not be unfaithful to the spirit of the thing. A pulpy, tentacled head surmounted a grotesque and scaly body with rudimentary wings; but it was the general outline of the whole which made it most shockingly frightful." -- H.P. Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu
Description: It's a mashup of two childhood favorites: the infamous feces-dyeing monster cereal Franken-Berry with the 70's-80's sci-fi TV sensation Battlestar Galactica. Shiny robot marauders need to eat a complete breakfast, too, y'know! And yes, the "toy surprise" robot-dog, featured in the show, was in fact a chimpanzee in a full-body costume and helmet! Creepy!
Description: Hoth may be the coldest planet in a galaxy far, far away (or at least in the Hoth system), but as a tourist destination, it can't be beat! Guests can explore the ruins of abandoned Echo base, ski some of the most heart-pounding slopes in the galaxy, explore ice caves or ride a Taun-Taun! Watch out for deadly Wampas and the occasional Probot, though! For a refreshing treat during your stay, try one of their Icy Hoth frozen drinks -- in four amazing flavors! Based on a concept by Tristian Boykin.
