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Inspired by Hunter Pope's #1 hit song
werewolf, surf, ocean
He has more than a normal amount of tongues
True love is the only kind of love. If your love isn't true, is it really love?
Delicious real fish flavor
What a beautiful day. The sun is shining, the flowers are blooming and the turtles are making noise
What you gonna play now?
james-brown, funky, music
My brother drew this
Keep a close eye on your coinpurse
He will eat you
squid, ocean, sea
Don't let the Man put you in a box, and don't forget your carrot
tendrils, cardboard, box, outside, think
All but forgotten by history, this turt is almost entirely responsible for shaping the beginnings of many nations
wingback, chair, george-w, turtle
Best case scenario: You never have to deal with this guy
He can dig it
bird, eagle, shovel, robot, robot-leg
Illegal in so many ways
When custard is left in the freezer too long it gains sentience and also an insatiable drive to rule the world. Original art by Avery Marshall
ice-cream, cone, oreos, monster
Remember the good ol' day when we didn't have a knob on the bathroom?
pteradactyl, shark, fight
This li'l fella just chills in your mailbox and brings you your letters as soon as they are delivered by your local postal worker
letter, mail, post, postbot
I love this guy
boardwalk, books, beach, reading
Part bird, part man, all sexy.
Raised by pedestrian wolves, out in the forest
pedestrian, wolf, wolves
He lurks in the shadows of Bluff Street
When the First Presidency had gnarly beards and first class hats
wilford-woodruff, mormon, fly, top-hat
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