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At least until the FIE frees us. In 2016, the FIE decided that sabre fencers were just too far apart, so they decided to bring us together. By moving the on guard lines. Twice. Wear this shirt with pride, either to demonstrate your fortitude in the face of a changing sport, or in the hopes that it'll become outdated soon. If you really think the rule will change, there's a companion shirt in my store! One design will be retired after the upcoming FIE decision. (Sydney Sabre coined the phrase 'The Russian Box of Death' to describe the new on guard lines. Sabre fencers around the world promptly adopted it. To be honest, I kind of like the new lines, but I also love being overdramatic. Hence the shirt.)

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At least, we hope so. In 2016, the FIE decided that sabre fencers were just too far apart, so they decided to bring us together. By moving the on guard lines. Twice. Wear this shirt with pride, either to demonstrate your fortitude in the face of a changing sport, or because you value irony. If you really don't think the rule will change, there's a companion shirt in my store! One design will be retired after the upcoming FIE decision. (Sydney Sabre coined the phrase 'The Russian Box of Death' to describe the new on guard lines. Sabre fencers around the world promptly adopted it. To be honest, I kind of like the new lines, but I also love being overdramatic. Hence the shirt.)

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