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Cake Mania brings all the cakes to the yard, and they're, like, I'm better than yours.

He's the evil twin brother of the co-owner Baron von Satan. He's 1/2 of the ringside commentary team. He's Baron von Lucifer!

They were created by Dr. Zed Vector and once ruled over by Ultima Fandango. But now they're free, and wrecking havoc all over the NDWA.

He's the original bad guy! He eats thumbs and doesn't bother with taking names! He's Beefsteak McHurtlocker!

He's a burglar. He's a founding member of tWo. He's a pillow guy!

Just because he's our resident mad scientist doesn't mean he can't be cuddly as a pillow.

She's evil. She'll cast a spell on you, even as a pillow. She's Opposable Hex!

He's the original Digit Dynamo and now you can cuddle him all night long.

We're proud to be from Missouri, but we're also proud that we remember the 80s!

She thinks you're gross. And she would know!

She's hippy and dippy and dangerous in the ring. She's Freebird!

He's the leagues's first villain, and number one on your chest, Beefsteak McHurtlocker!

The Dog - Coming to Comic Books Near You!

They just really don't like gimmicks.

He's doing his best to do the least. It's Neil.

They're our resident emo team, and you can join them

Bow Wow, He's The Dog, Man!

Hello fans, and fans of the NDWA! You want the logo on Baron von Satan's shirt?

Are you a fan of the NDWA and a fan of evil? Get the evil Baron von Lucifer's logo on your stuff!

He's a good guy. To a fault. Show your support for The Mayday Marauder.

He's the Master of Mayhem (and Skeletrons), it's Dr. Zed Vector's logo!

Bring home a shirt with the catchphrase of one of one of The National Digit Wrestling Associations premiere heels.

Beep boop. I'm a Skeletron.

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He's the original Digit Dynamo.

He's got multiple doctorates and thumbs to back up his talk.

He'll steal your heart!

He won the title, now show how he won your heart.

Support Cake Mania as he's Baking Wild over all of the NDWA

He's the ORIGINAL Digit Dynamo!

Nobody stics the Ric!

Neil's our laziest employee, but he sure was in this movie.

He's a doll man come to life, and he DARES you to throw him around. It's Pesto Bismal!

The original Digit Dynamo gets his own card, and now you can put it on stuff!