Killer robots. Wise-cracking zombies. Sassy imps. Drill-wilding madmen. Slimy, sexed-up creatures from another dimension. These four women have faced off against all of them. And while they didn't always survive, we will never forget the valor with which they fought! Michelle Bauer, Linnea Quigley, Brinke Stevens, and Barabara Crampton are the undisputed queens of the '80s b-movie and cult classic scene. We salute you!

The glimmering, metallic logo for Cannon Films, backed by synth notes and electronic drums... The mechanical, futuristic assembly of the Vestron logo, complete with electric zaps, raygun sounds, and blinking ruby lights... The New World Pictures logo: red rays against a black background, slowly flickering by sequentially, finally creating a yin and yang silhouette of a globe... The triumphant piping horns, thudding drums, and blazing synths of the Vidmark logo, with colored lasers burning through the MARK portion... These simple-yet-complex little bumpers are forever burned into the brains of those of us who grew up on the movies they preceded. Microdoses of nostalgia to make us feel warm and happy!

Tom Savini, Rick Baker, Rob Bottin, and Greg Nicotero are the godfathers of '80s horror special effects. Between them, they're responsible for the horrifying and realistic viscera seen in CREEPSHOW, THE THING, AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON, DAY OF THE DEAD, INTRUDER, FRIDAY THE 13TH: THE FINAL CHAPTER, VIDEODROME, THE HOWLING, THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2, and many more. Pay homage to these titans of terror with the Masters of Horror SFX t-shirt!

The four names on this shirt have created some of the most memorable madmen and monsters from the last 40 years: Michael Myers, Freddy Krueger, Leatherface, Krug Stillo, Snake Plissken, Nada, Martin, zombies! Between them, Wes Craven, Tobe Hooper, George A. Romero, and John Carpenter shaped the face of horror and what it meant to be scared -- their legacies still influencing horror movies today.

Banned in NZ! The zombie-aliens in Peter Jackson's BAD TASTE had a craving for some bad brains (not to mention punchbowls full of vomit) so this mash-up only made sense. Slap this baby on, hop in the mosh-pit, and pay to puke!

In honor of the greatest horror writer/fast food chain, I present to you this shirt! Guaranteed to get plenty of double takes (and maybe even a Double Whopper, with cheese of course.) Great for horrorhounds, bookworms, and junkfood enthusiasts! Lame-os need not apply. (Also in pin form, here: cameraviscera.bigcartel.com)

Make like Rick the Prick and Buzz, and give ol' Stretch a ring on the K-OKLA Red River Rock 'n Roll Request line, deep in the heart of Burkburnett, Texas! Red River Rock 'n' Roll, from the tip-top of the Dallas-Fort Worth Metroplex. Even though you're all loomin', she's got a shot of hot rock 'n roll for you, anyway. (Also in pin form, here: cameraviscera.bigcartel.com)

Pour one out for your video store - both mom & pop shops and the corpos.

I don't think a fan club exists for "that guy" Dick Miller, yet -- and that's criminal, if you ask me. For now, however, you can join Camera Viscera's makeshift Dick Miller fan club with this shirt!

Had he been around in the '80s, there's a good chance the tweens from MONSTER SQUAD would've been R.L. Stine fans moreso than Stephen King fans, so this spin on the recognizable tee only makes sense. Plus, sometimes you just wanna knock out a 100-page breezy read in an afternoon instead of slogging through a 800-page tome over the course of a month. Y'know? (Also in pin form, here: cameraviscera.bigcartel.com)

You're either a fan of The Juicy Fruits or you're a phan of the Phantom. Be a phan of the Phantom.

Turn on, tune in, and freak out. It's Civic TV, "The One You Take to Bed with You" - the only channel where you can find Videodrome! So grab the remote, flip over to channel 83 (12 if you're using cable), and repeat after me: "Long Live the New Flesh!" (Also in pin form, here: cameraviscera.bigcartel.com)

Impress all the California daddy's girls who are driving daddy's car by wearing this shirt! Get more compliments than you can shake a weird laughing skull on a stick at! Pairs great with Polaroid cameras, cut up nudie magazines, and camouflage ponchos.

Besides having awesome covers, the horror movies of the '80s always had great title designs! Sharp, angular, dripping, and splattered - the title design sold the movie almost as much as the cover art itself. Prove your rabid fandom with this shirt of select titles. NOTE: the red is unfortunately not as vibrant as in the picture and looks more like a light red when printed on the white t-shirts.

If you ever rented a video as a kid (especially from a mom & pop video shop), you probably remember all the weird and colorful stickers you'd find slapped on the video boxes - and oftentimes even the videos themselves! This is my loving tribute to all those worn beauties, those simple works of art, those rainbow-ed warnings and reminders. They were tiny, gaudy, and theirs messages truncated - and that's exactly why we loved them.

What's more punk rock than hanging out in the water all day while pining for pretty blondes and avoiding capture by angry hunters? (Also in pin form, here: cameraviscera.bigcartel.com)

Want to show uptight lame-os on the street your awesome taste in 90s drug scare hype and 80s cult horror films in one simple shirt?! Well look no further! Combining the iconic imagery of grade school anti-drug propaganda with the classic 80s horror flick about subterranean monsters, this shirt will set off all types of nostalgia alarms in the presence of only the coolest people. It can be used as a great aide in choosing your friends by helping to separate the keepers from the sleepers! Buy, mutants, BUY! (Also in pin form, here: cameraviscera.bigcartel.com)

The four names on this shirt have created some of the most memorable madmen and monsters from the last 40 years: Michael Myers, Freddy Krueger, Leatherface, Krug Stillo, Snake Plissken, Nada, Martin, zombies! Between them, Wes Craven, Tobe Hooper, George A. Romero, and John Carpenter shaped the face of horror and what it meant to be scared -- their legacies still influencing horror movies today.

Head out to Rt. 5 in Russellville (or right off U.S. Main if you're in Haddonfield) for the best adult entertainment this side of Smith's Grove! (Also in pin form, here: cameraviscera.bigcartel.com)

Head out to Rt. 5 in Russellville (or right off U.S. Main if you're in Haddonfield) for the best adult entertainment this side of Smith's Grove! (Also in pin form, here: cameraviscera.bigcartel.com)

Head out to Rt. 5 in Russellville (or right off U.S. Main if you're in Haddonfield) for the best adult entertainment this side of Smith's Grove! (Also in pin form, here: cameraviscera.bigcartel.com)

"You think this is a fucking costume? This is a way of life!" While the entire cast of punks from RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD were incredibly fashionable in their own individual ways, no one stuck out like Freddy. Black suspenders, striped baseball cap, red varsity jacket, and that olive green sleeveless tee with the mysterious logo emblazoned upon it. I've recreated Freddy's iconic sleeveless here; the Japanese writing on the side translates to "send paramedics". I recommend the men's "military green" color or women's "light olive" color, but it also works on several other colors as well! (Also in pin form, here: cameraviscera.bigcartel.com)

We first see this text during the opening of Abel Ferrara's exploitation Video Nasty-piece, DRILLER KILLER. Anyone who has ever heard The Roosters would probably wanna go on a drill-killing frenzy, too. (It was also featured in Martin Scorsese's documentary THE LAST WALTZ, based around rock group The Band.)