CHADDINGTONS

It's always DNS, so the sysadmin is pretty much always fixing it!

Want better tech support? Give your favorite tech his favorite bottle and your tickets will jump to the top of the queue.

Never make changes to your servers, network, or code on a Friday so you don't have to revert them all weekend!

Some days, being a sysadmin will drive you to drink.

Get your DNS working so you can flex on sysadmins.

I can do this all day

Love your machines more than your users? Let them know with this design.

I can replace you with a small shell script.

Let the world know and warn your users by proudly wearing this design!

A sysadmin's favorite place is the datacenter!

Not the best sysadmin on the planet? Show the world with this design.

Whatever happens in your life...it's always DNS.

Let everyone know that even if you don't walk the walk, you can talk the talk.

Let the world know about your special geeky talent!

When anything goes wrong with your network, it's DNS. Always. Even when it isn't.

Backups are only backups if you test them! Flex on n00b sysadmins with this simple statement.

No ticket? No help. Put your foot down with this simple but to-the-point design.

Segment your personal network down to one host (you) with this design.

Don't let your SSL certs expire and you won't have to wear this shirt. Sometimes, it's NOT DNS.

LOL just kidding, it was totally DNS.

If you see a sysadmin wandering aimlessly, please point her or him back in the direction of the server room...

Put users at ease with this shirt, featuring a friendly figure in glasses.

Put users at ease with this shirt, featuring a friendly figure in glasses and a beard.

Tired of users tapping you on the shoulder? Turn around and show 'em this shirt!

Tired of users tapping you on the shoulder? Turn around and show 'em this shirt!

Improve your ticket resolution time and tell users how you really feel.

Improve your ticket resolution time and tell users how you really feel.

DIG is every sysadmin's best friend when you're having DNS issues.

Perfect shirt for the project manager in your life. Someone has to herd the cats and keep the trains running on time!

When DNS works, it's neat!

Everyone's favorite command has dire consequences in the wrong hands.

Say hello to your little robot friend!

Hackers are everywhere nowadays. It's not if, but when, you will be a victim. Accept your fate and rock this shirt!

Do you, bro? Seriously.

Wherever my travels take me, I can always remote in to my sweet rack.

Don't touch that console! Make a change on Read Only Friday and the gods of networking will rain down vengeance upon you.