Church of Robot

Oh no! I have become Long Doggo!

You know it's the best type of movie. If it isn't your favorite, it should be. Watch a horror movie every day.

Listen, Suzie needs a little time to unwind and anyone who says different had better be careful. Blended cocktails make for a delicious treat after a long day of abuse from a pig husband who doesn't give a damn.

A peek behind the mask may be more horrific than the mask itself.

Taste the goodness of the biscuit

Who will be fattest bear?

This ORC! ORC slash. Orc Bash. You wear. Wear ORC!

This is Silly Pete, the goblin. Please give him a home. He's lost all his biscuits and stubbed his toe.

Pick up heavy stuff! Put it back down! Hit that PR with berserker rage!

The Grey Goblin lost his ears. Oh where oh where can the be?

If you got it, flaunt it!

We all love. But sometimes those we love..... well.... you know.

Leonard Rockstein, also know as Dr. Rockzo was the front man of Glam-Rock band, Zazz Blammymatazz. He does bad things.

Doggo sez Cats R Dum

Cthulhu, the great old one, can be on your shirt if you summon him.

What're you looking at you weirdo?

Potato monster. Wear it.

The Minotaur of the Labyrinth.

Suzie is cooking up up something in the kitchen. Just don't ask what's in the roasting pan!

Here's a Black and White version for dark shirts!

They're just small tubes of bologna. The zombie apocalypse has met it's match. It's okay to have ketchup on a hot dog. Gatekeeping is lame.

A Cheeseburger monster. Don't get caught in it's gooey, delicious maw!

This is a hamburger that I drew.

This is when the devil stumbled upon the corpse of Santa and put on his coat as a goof inadvertently becoming the new Santa.

When the flesh melts away because boys and girls stop believing, St. Nick will search every home around the world for new skin to call his own.

What if the Mummy was a mamacita?

The dancing devils I see when I close my eyes.

This isn't the typical "Creepy" clown like, Pennywise. This guy's just like.... a real creep. He'll sit next to you in an otherwise empty bus. He'll watch you while you're eating noodles in a crowded restaurant. He's also the first Creep in my coloring book: Creepy Creature Coloring Collection available on Amazon. wink wink go buy it.

People always ask me about King Trumpo, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about King Trumpo. I do very well with King Trumpo. I love King Trumpo. No one loves King Trumpo more than me, BELIEVE ME. King Trumpo loves me. We're going to have so many King Trumpo you are going to get sick of King Trumpo. The King Trumpo just got 10 feet higher. I have the best King Trumpo.

A visual representation of what your allowance saw when you stepped into the arcade. Hours and quarters... gone. Skill level? Slightly raised.

Praise be robot!

She has snakes for hair!

The infected are loose, they walk in the streets. They're here for your juice and they're here for your meats. "I'll try the zombie juice" - Drawlloween 2020 day 3

Drawlloween 2020's The Creature from the Black Legume was the inspiration for this piece.

She's a nasty old crone, that's not in dispute. When it calls for the eye, in goes the whole newt!

My character original character, Bunny Boy, eating a raw egg. A perfect Easter gift.