Cinematic Omelete Studios

Description: A classic magazine from a more civilized time

Description: These stories are all documented. All true.

Description: IYKYK Dr. Slob, not even once.

Description: No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot.

Description: those friendly aliens don't know what they're in for.

Description: Onward my brave hawkmen! Let this be known forever as flash gordon's day!

Description: The greatest non-existent 90s band you've never heard of

Description: Lionel Cosgrove's love is bitten by a Rat-Monkey at a local zoo.....insanity ensues.

Description: Look, they all suck, but we didn't grow up listening to punk just to kneel before a ridiculous wanna-be dictator.

Description: Mort aux tyrans, paix aux chaumines.

Description: A venerable advertisement from the 70s and 80s. Join the Ninja society. Learn fighting secrets. Invisibility. Mind Power.

Description: Classic SF scifi/horror

Description: F*uck Authoritarianism. Full Stop.

Description: They were all drawn to it. Soldiers who brought death. A father and daughter fighting for their lives. and one man who knows its secret.

Description: There has never been a hero like Ace Hunter. Are you man enough?

Description: A classic 80s scifi. American troops battle the AXIS powers for control of an alien ship in 1943

Description: Inspired by the classic 1980 slasher, remade in a simplistic guerrilla art style.

Description: Demons use her to to Open up the 6th dimension

Description: Best news show of the 80s.

Description: A vampire. A love triangle.

Description: A sadistic witch hunter carves a path of terror through the once-peaceful countryside in 17th-century England.

Description: Max Rockatansky and his Dog

Description: A reimagining of a classic Illinois hardcore band that never made merch

Description: Revenge is best served with thunder

Description: 6 teenagers. One Party. One Lake. One weekend. One Maniac.

Description: 6 teenagers. One Party. One Lake. One weekend. One Maniac.

Description: The debut of Jack Deth

Description: An organic super computer with artificial intelligence becomes obsessed with human beings, and in particular its creator's wife

Description: Radio rock

Description: A vintage interpretation of a classic movie

Description: They're the heroes we didn't know we needed

Description: 1982. Eight Freshman. First day at Weemawee High School.

Description: Don't dig up the reptiles tail

Description: Urland is being terrorized by Vermithrax Pejorative, a 400-year-old dragon.

Description: Frank McBain is a Los Angeles cop and former CIA operative, who left the agency after a botched mission where his partner Jack Benson lost his life. His failure garnered him the animosity of U.S. Army lieutenant Devon Shepard, who was caught in a love triangle with the two men, and the disdain of his peers, who suspected that he may have caused his colleague's death to keep Shepard to himself. McBain has earned the nickname "Bulletproof" due to his uncanny ability to survive bullet wounds, and keeps all thirty-nine projectiles that have failed to kill him as mementos in a mason jar.

Description: The secretive band Martyrs of the Barbecue are an underrated and overlooked gem in what was the amazing show "Young Drunk Punk".