My heart says "chips and queso" but my pants say "for the love of God woman, eat a salad!"

My heart says chocolate and cupcakes. My pants say "For the love of God woman, east a salad!"

Is it spooky action at a distance?

In an age where ignorance and oppression seem to be spreading at the speed of dark, hold the light of liberty and freedom high, let it shine!

c'mon people. when has banning books (or burning them!) EVER solved anything? WAKE UP

For physics geeks, Feynman fans, astronomy buffs and general science nerds (like me!). 137 is a number that will always be fine by me, at least in this specific universe.

Can't argue with this one! A shirt for those who love science or astronomy and who also possess a slightly warped sense of humor.

You complete meh.

If you or someone you know just can't resist correcting grammar and spelling (like the title above) this is the perfect gift! Great for readers, writers, teachers, or anyone else who seeks perfection in communication.

Don't worry about. It happens to a lot of writers.

A Nerdy Wordy variation on a classic joke. A thesaurus, a lexicon and an onomasticon perambulate into a rathskeller...

Accepting Applications Always

Who needs more than 8 bits?

Show that you're part of the staph.

Do you suffer from premature enumeration? There is hope (think about garbage collection)

Do you know CSS? Do you know someone who only THINKS they know CSS?

Where my ASCII fans at? Do we really need more than 8 bits?

Let them know you're no simple creature

It's numbers, all the way down.

Old programmers (you know who you are) might remember terms like segfault, abend, and some special memory addresses (see my other designs)

It's all fun and games until you divide by zero! Old programmers (you know who you are) might remember terms like segfault, abend, and some special memory addresses (see my other designs)

Stop vaccine hesitancy and get your shot(s) now! Love your neighbor!

Do not underestimate me

Merry Xmas!

Physics majors and teachers will know about the amazing and mysterious number 137 (http://www.feynman.com/science/the-mysterious-137/)

From a Robert Frost poem, great for amateur (or professional!) astronomers, science majors, poetry buffs and teachers! This includes a detailed moon map of the Bullialdus region.

We're All Monsters at Heart

If marathons were geared to Math and Science Geeks

From a lovely poem by Sarah Williams (1868): "Though my soul may set in darkness, it will rise in perfect light; I have loved the stars too truly to be fearful of the night."

Physics majors will know the symbol for jerk, and this shirt says 'No Jerks!'

Resistance is futile (at least in some circuits).

Science is important. Math is important. Truth is important.

Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

Spin it. Spin it good.

Obey Moss! If you or someone you know loves The IT Crowd (or who is involved in IT/computers/programming) this makes a perfect gift!

Ministry of Science